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WordUpThome:
WHAT IS UP, DOC
A QUOTE FROM BUGS BUNNY THE SHOW |
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NotGoodenough:
i got arrested again. |
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WordUpThome:
WHAT FOR THIS TIME, DRUNK DRIVING LIKE IN 2002 OR DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE
IN 2003 |
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NotGoodenough:
neither, man, i got arrested for punching my finace in the face |
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WordUpThome:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU |
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NotGoodenough:
nothing man, seriously i just |
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WordUpThome:
NOTHING MAN SERIOUSLY YOU JUST NOTHING
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM DOC. YOU USED TO BE ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS. |
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WordUpThome:
YOU WON THE CY YOUNG WHEN YOU WERE 20 AND WON THE WORLD SERIES THE NEXT
YEAR. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY WORLD SERIES RINGS I HAVE. I PLAY FOR THE PHILLIES. |
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WordUpThome:
YOU HAVE GOTTEN MORE CHANCES THAN THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE ABSTRACT IDEA OF
CHANCE HIMSELF. STEINBRENNER BROUGHT YOU BACK IN 96 |
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WordUpThome:
YOU PITCHED A NO-HITTER. AFTER ALL OF THAT. AND THEN YOU JUST
GO DO SOME MORE DRUGS AND DRIVE SOME MORE CARS AND HIT SOME MORE WOMEN |
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WordUpThome:
YOU WERE GIVEN A GIFT BY THE LORD AND ALL YOU'VE DONE IS SQUANDER IT.
WHY DON'T YOU LEARN HOW TO BE A MAN AND GROW THE FUDGE UP. |
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WordUpThome:
PARDON MY FRENCH |
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NotGoodenough:
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CalJr2131:
*slow clap* |
