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LaRussasOnFire:
As the greatest manager in the history of all times, I have personally
addressed and corrected every possible team problem. We will go 162-0. |
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Look2LaLuna:
oh wow, you got us an impact bat in the outfield! |
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LaRussasOnFire:
Yes, please welcome to our team the very definition of impact bat, MLB
superstar Juan Encarnacion! |
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EncarnacionInstantBreakfast:
I'm a lifetime .268 hitter! |
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Look2LaLuna:
oh, that's uh, that's kinda good I guess |
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EncarnacionInstantBreakfast:
my name in Spanish means "a guy in jail." |
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SuppanSandwich:
Well, even without that strong hitter the pitchings staff is still top of the
line. You can only go so wrong with Carpenter, Mulder, and Izzy closing things up.
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LaRussasOnFire:
Precisely, which is why I'm challenging you all by adding to the staff the two
worst players in Major League Baseball. |
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SuppanSandwich:
whosa what |
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LaRussasOnFire:
Jason Isringhausen's job will now be largely performed by Braden Looper.
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Blooper:
this is like the mare-io game right, i prush the A button to throw |
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CarpenterCharisma:
Oh Jesus Christ |
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LaRussasOnFire:
That's exactly who you're going to need to pray to, Chris, because the fifth
man in our rotation is SIDNEY PONSON |
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StLouisCardinals:
whosa what |
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Ponson1LegAtATime:
nyam nyam nyam nyam
/takes bite from human leg |
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LaRussasOnFire:
In games where Sidney is not in line to pitch he will be put in the Fredbird
costume and set loose in the new stadium. |
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LaRussasOnFire:
His instinctual urination should stop after the first few weeks. |
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Look2LaLuna:
oh, that's uh, that's kinda good I guess |
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CarpenterCharisma:
That's your plan? Encarnacion, Looper, and Ponson? That's how
we're going to go 162-0? That's how we're going to be better than last year? |
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LaRussasOnFire:
Yeah, hold on a second.
Albert, can you bat .500 and hit 80 home runs this season? |
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Pujol_Junkie:
e'yase |
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LaRussasOnFire:
haha, yeah, we're gonna be fine. |
