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| **Online Host** PuckThePolice has entered the PearlyGates Chatroom. |
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PuckThePolice: Roger McDowell if you are behind this I swear to God I'm going to kick your ass. |
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StPeter: Approach, child. |
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PuckThePolice: hole up it takes me a couple a minutes |
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StPeter: What is your name? |
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PuckThePolice: Kirby Puckett |
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StPeter: What did you accomplish with your life? |
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PuckThePolice: I was a professional baseball player. Made it to the Hall of Fame. Won a World Series. |
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PuckThePolice: Also I was pretty hilariously chubby. |
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StPeter: You look sad. What troubles you? |
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PuckThePolice: I made a lot of mistakes. I was bad to my wife. I don't really know if I deserve to be here. |
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StPeter: Before we continue, I need you to do something for me. See that baseball diamond over there? I want you to run the bases. |
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PuckThePolice: Heaven has a baseball diamond? |
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StPeter:
Of course. Wouldn't be Heaven without one. Although most of the guys do their games in the cornfield. |
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PuckThePolice: /runs bases |
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StPeter: Pump your fist a couple of times. |
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PuckThePolice:
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StPeter: Okay, the Gates of Heaven are open. You can go on in. |
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PuckThePolice: Thanks! But I gotta ask...what was the run around the bases for? |
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StPeter: I just wanted to see it again. |
| **Online Host** PuckThePolice signed off at 4:00:00 EST |
