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Welcome to the 1997 Score "Pitcher Perfect" Chatroom! |
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big_unit:
you guys talk amongst yourselves while I get this camera equipment set up.
I got Will Clark waiting in a cowboy hat and boots so we need to hurry up Will
Clark don't like to be made to wait |
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a_rod:
WHY JOO GIVE ME THEES COMINK BOOK I DON' UNNARSTAN' WHAT AM I A BOY TO JOO |
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CalJr2131:
No, see, what he's going for is the idea that we're the two best shortstops
in the league. I'm the elder statesmen and you're the... |
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a_rod:
WHAT ABOU' BARRY LARKING |
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CalJr2131:
...you're the young upstart, and I'm sorta "passing the torch" to
you, so one day you'll mature and be a lot like me. From a boy to a man, get it? |
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a_rod:
WHAT ABOU' DEREK JETER I HEER HECE DATINK MARIAH CARRY BOY I DON' KNOW I KEEP TELLINK
MYSELF |
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CalJr2131:
Right, Larkin and Jeter are both great shortstops too, but this is the shot
Randy wanted, right Randy? |
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big_unit:
uh, yeah, sure, hey Cal why don't you try putting on a full suit of armor.
Alex, you go ahead and change into your swim trunks |
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a_rod:
SPLISH SAPLASH |
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CalJr2131:
I don't really think "War Machine" is what the kids want out of a
Ripken baseball card, I mean "Iron Man" isn't meant to be taken so literally.
You could probably just |
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big_unit:
Oh it's gonna be great, we're flying in Sadaharu Oh to be the Mandarin, and
one of his rings is gonna shoot fastballs. It will "literally" be GREAT |
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big_unit:
I don't think there is another possible interpretation of that nickname,
hence, photography.
Besides, we already fit Jim Thome into the big green foam dragon suit. |
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a_rod:
ORALE VATO I GOT A BEDDER IDEA FOR A COMINK BOOK |
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a_rod: WE
CALL IT "SHORTSTOP SQUAT" AND IT FEACHURES GAL RIPKEN, BARRY LARKING, DEREK
JETER, AND aRAH BADDLING MONSTORS AND DISGUSSING RELATIONSHIPS |
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a_rod:
MAYBE JEET WILL NOTICE AND WE CAN ALL GO PLAY FOR THE YANGEES Y |
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big_unit:
dude, that would be sweet, go for it |
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CalJr2131:
I uh, I think I'm gonna go now. Thanks anyway guys, I'll talk to you
later. |
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a_rod:
OH NO HE DEH ENT |
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big_unit:
Wait, they call you "Arod" right? We're gonna take pictures
of you IN THE DESERT!!! |
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WordUpThome:
HEY GUYS THIS IS FIN FA |
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WordUpThome:
FIN FANG FOOM |