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kotter_off_guard:
All right everybody, settle down, settle down. Horshack, why were you late
for class today? |
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HorshackTest:
/raises hand
OOOOH OOOOH OOOH |
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kotter_off_guard:
Yes Arnold, you don't have to do that, I'm addressing you directly |
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HorshackTest:
oy couldn't get moy bike to stand up strayyyyyt!! |
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kotter_off_guard:
Yer bike wouldn't stand up straight? Why wouldn't your bike stand up
straight? |
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HorshackTest:
because it was two-tired!!! |
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boomboomroom:
Heh heh, Horshack, that joke was like acupuncture, my man! A jab
well done! |
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DoesntDoHaircuts:
ey, why don't youse guys stop makin jokes for like two seconds so we can
actually learn something for once aw jeez |
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boomboomroom:
Barbarino (hi there lol), I only got one thang to say to you, my brotha:
up your nose with a rubber hose! |
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DoesntDoHaircuts:
off my case toilet face |
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boomboomroom:
Up your gizzard with a rubber lizard! |
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DoesntDoHaircuts:
up your dick with a pogo stick |
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boomboomroom:
EAT SHIT AND DIE |
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kotter_off_guard:
Would you perspiring swine knock it off??? I'm trying to start class! |
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TheoElDio:
Uh, excuse me Mr. Kotter, I've brought a note from home.
/hands note |
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kotter_off_guard:
"Dear Mr. Kotter, please excuse Theo from class today, him attending
class would not be in the best interest of Theo or the school organization, signed
Epstein's Mother." |
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boomboomroom:
Hey Mista Kot-tair, what's with the fancy dish on your desk? |
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kotter_off_guard:
That? Oh, that's a plate I brought from home to show you guys.
It's very special to me. Have I ever told you all about my Uncle Max? |
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HorshackTest:
i can not once remember you doing that |
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kotter_off_guard:
Well, this plate was given to me by Max, and whenever I'm home I guard it
with my....
Do you guys hear that? What's that noise? |
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**Online Host**
charlie_hustle has come speeding into the chatroom. |
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charlie_hustle:
GRRRRRRRRR //// |
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DoesntDoHaircuts:
WHAT THE HELL AW JEEZ |
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kotter_off_guard:
SHIT, THE PLATE |
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*BOOM* |
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kotter_off_guard:
AAAAAH, AAAAH MY BODYYY |
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boomboomroom:
Pete, you knocked the desk over onto Mista Kot-tair! You're crushing
him to death!! |
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charlie_hustle:
Oh GOD, I'm sorry, I saw the plate and I just, I mean I |
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HorshackTest:
'Ees DOYIN under thayre!!!! |
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DoesntDoHaircuts: You have engaged in a variety of acts which have staved the Gabe, and you
must now live with the consequences of those acts. |
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charlie_hustle:
This always happens to me, I wish I could just leave :( |
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boomboomroom:
Your dreams are your ticket out. |
