By B - 12-5-05
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stapp_infection:   UUNNN-HOOO UNNNN EYE-HEE DIE-YEEEEEEE-IAAAHHHH, WHOA YEAAAAAH
Beardo:   CWAN OO DAKE MEA HIGHTER dilly diddly doow TO THA PWACE WAD A BLINE MAN SEEN
stapp_infection:   LOOOOORD MMMINE I KNOW I-AH LUUUURVEEE-AAAAH
Beardo:   WOCK AND A WOLL HOOCHIE COO
stapp_infection:   Johnny it's good to see you again, we haven't shared Our Lord's House a baseball diamond since we...
Beardo:   DON STOP YOU WOCKIN
stapp_infection:   what
Beardo:   didly didly didly didly boowowowwwwwwww /air gatar
stapp_infection:   JOHNNY ROCK AND ROLL IS PURE SPIRIT BUT YER HEADIN' FOR A WALL MY FRIEAAAANNNDDAAAH
Beardo:   wock ooowwwwttt
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Beardo has crashed into the outfield wall while playing air guitar.
Beardo:   /bounce
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Beardo has cracked his head against the ground.


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There is now CANDY all over the outfield.
stapp_infection:   NOOOOOOaaaah
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Beardo has died.
stapp_infection:   /opens arms
stapp_infection:   /releases doves from pants
stapp_infection:   RIIIIIIIIISE MAYAAAAH HOPEEEEEE NNNNYAHHH
Beardo:   *cough cough*
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Beardo lives.
Beardo:   oh bwother
stapp_infection:   John I thought we lost you, mi amigo!   Thank God I'm the son of... I mean thank God!
Beardo:   i wad wawkin tord a bwight light an da bambino was there and so was my gwandmamma
Beardo:   i weached out fo her but i falled and hitted my head on the cwoud
Beardo:   i gess hebben is no pwace for da wed socks
stapp_infection:   im sorry i was combing my hair, what