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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Okay guys, these A's have given us a
lot of trouble in the past. Uhhh... does anybody need anything from this exhibition
game or can we bypass them? |
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Podsednik:
uh I think Thome needs something from this game. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: He needs to work off that field
rust...doesn't, isn't he our DH? |
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Podsednik:
yeah but that'll help him heal better, he'll have more practice. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: *sigh* okay, Christ. Well what
we'll do. I'll go out first, assign all the positions. I'll use a time out so
we don't have to play a whole bunch of em at once. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: uh when my time out is done, uh, I'll
need Konerko to come in and drop his time out too uh so we can keep em scattered and we
won't have to play too many. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: um, when his is done Dye of course
needs to run in and do the same thing. We're gonna need divine intervention to keep
us winning at the last minute, I mean we'll be in trouble if we don't take em down quick. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Uh, I think it's a pretty good plan we
should be able to pull it off this time, uh what do you think Crede can you give me a
number crunch real quick |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
uhhhh yeah give me a sec. I'm comin up with 32.33 uh, repeating of
course, percentage of winning. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Well that's a lot better than we
usually do. Uhhh we... |
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WordUpThome:
ALRIGHT CHUMS I'M BACK LETS DO THIS |
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WordUpThome:
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM THOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Podsednik:
....oh my god he just ran onto the field. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: SAVE HIM OH JEEZ |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
OH JESUS LET'S GO LET'S GO!! |
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WordUpThome:
STICK TO THE PLAN CHUMS |
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Podsednik:
oh jeez oh fuck |
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YerMainGuy:
use Divine Intervention!
wait how do we do that in a baseball game?? |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: HURRY UP, USE SHOUT |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
AAAAH
/dies |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: SHOUT DIDN'T WORK /dies |
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Podsednik:
I can't move, I'm lagging! THEY'RE SCORING SO MANY RUNS AGAINST US |
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YerMainGuy:
what the hell what the hell
/dies |
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Podsednik:
I CAN'T MOVE WITH THIS UNIFORM ON
/dies |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: God dammit Thome, God dammit! |
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Podsednik:
Thome you moron, this is ridiculous |
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YerMainGuy:
why do you do this shit, Thome? |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
Thome you are just stupid as hell. |
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WordUpThome:
AT LEAST I HAVE CHI |
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WordUpThome:
CHICKEN |
