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| SplendidMasterSplinter: I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan, a pet of my master Yoshi. | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: Mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Ninjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki and they competed in all things but nothing more fiercely than the love for a woman, Thang Shin. | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance, I remember it well. | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: As my master returned home to find his beloved Shin, lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone. | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: So you see Danny, that is why you should stop stealing televisions. | |
| PenningtonManWillPass: danny being danny | |
| SplendidMasterSplinter: YOU MADE ANOTHER FUNNY!!! |
