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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Guys, I've got great news. We
just resigned Konerko for five years! |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
YES! I know that was our number one goal this offseason.
Keeping the team together! |
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UribeAuction:
boy you already brought us to a championship if you keep bringing us good
news I'm gonna call myself your son and kiss you on the mouth |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Heh, well, thank you Juan MI HERMANO,
but I've also got some sad news. We traded away Aaron Rowand. |
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marymaryquiteContreras: WHAT |
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YerMainGuy:
But his play was competent!!!! |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
Wait, who did we get for him? |
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marymaryquiteContreras: Oooh, did we get AJ Burnett? Our
pitching staff is already great, but MAN, he would be |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: No, no, we didn't get Burnett, he
still hasn't decided what he's going to do. |
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UribeAuction:
We got Manny. Tell me we got Manny. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: No, no, he is still being Manny. |
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YerMainGuy:
Then who did we get? |
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MyOwnPrisoney:
Yeah, who else could we have possibly gotten? |
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WordUpThome:
START SPREADIN THE NEWS |
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WordUpThome:
I'M LEAVIN TADAY |
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WordUpThome:
I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT |
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WordUpThome:
CHICAGO |
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UribeAuction:
hey guys its ji |
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marymaryquiteContreras: Jim Thome! |
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UribeAuction:
jim thome |
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WordUpThome:
NOW WE DO THE DANCE OF JOY |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: oy oy oy |
