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LieberthalBehind:
Jim Thome has been shot! I repeat, Jim Thome has been shot! |
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Dastardly_and_Utley:
LOOK WHAT THEY DID! THOME! |
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bud_is_wiser:
They didn't do anything to you. |
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bud_is_wiser:
We have to figure out who was responsible for the death of one of the
game's most venerable sluggers, and all we know is that it was somebody in this room. |
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**Online Host**
/organ music |
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SubUrbina:
/shifty eyes |
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LieberthalBehind:
IT WAS URBINA! He's the murderer! WE ALL KNOW IT FESS UP URBINA |
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SubUrbina:
I was asleep the whole time! |
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LieberthalBehind:
Oh, sorry, nevermind. |
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AbreuInHalf:
think back to moments ago, fellers, who was the only person here without
any right to be in the philly'ies clubhouse? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
And that's what UGUETH! |
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AbreuInHalf:
you already made that joke |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
shut up |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: shut your bitch face before i break
you "in half!" you got my voice all wrong |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: im spost to be like sam elliot off a
roadhouse talkin through a bushy manstache |
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manuel_labor:
Who had the most to gain from this? Was it... |
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manuel_labor:
YOU BUD SELIG |
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bud_is_wiser:
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manuel_labor:
You got bad ratings for your "World Series!" What better
way to increase INTEREST and COVERAGE than with MURDER! I remember it all, during
the blackout... |
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manuel_labor:
That's when you PULLED THE GUN and SHOT JAMES THOME. |
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bud_is_wiser:
You jackrabbit, you've got it all wrong! What happened was... |
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**Online Host**
A gunshot has been fired. |
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WordUpThome:
HEAVENS TO MURGATROID |
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**Online Host**
WordUpThome has signed off at 9:04:44 PM |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: excuse me i have a photographic memory
and if memory serves me the situation was enacted much differently words words words |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i think it went a little somethin like
this |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
oh snap you some stone cold killa but the shooter is none other than ROGER CLEMENS |
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**Online Host**
OldLOL has been sentenced to life in prison and all the butt rapes he can handle |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
another job well done by yours truly |
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adriana_lima:
oh kyle you are so strong and handsome i demand tounge kissing |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth:
i'm gonna sex you up give me some of your sugar baby |
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**Online Host**
bow chicky wow wow |
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LieberthalBehind:
We're never going to find Jim's killer. WHY IS PHILADELPHIA ALWAYS
DOOMED TO MISERY. WHY. WHYYYYY |
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**Online Host**
WordUpThome has entered the chatroom. |
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WordUpThome:
HEY GUYS THIS IS JI |
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WordUpThome:
JIM THOME |
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bud_is_wiser:
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manuel_labor:
Jim! Jim, my boy, thank God you've survived! |
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LieberthalBehind:
OH GOD MY FRIEND we were so excited so excited so SCARED. How did you
manage to live through such a terrible ordeal? |
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WordUpThome:
WE ARE IN A CHATROOM |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: see? i fucken told you |
