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WordUpThome:
MY UNDERARMS SMELL LIKE MUNG, THIS OFFSEASON IS HARD WORK. I NEED TO
WASH MYSELF WITH A CLOTH. |
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TheShowerhead:
use me jim! i want to make the nice people clean! |
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WordUpThome:
I THOUGHT BATHS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HORIZONTAL. NOW WE ARE WASHING ON
THE "WHY" AXIS
HOW DO YOU WORK PRAY TALE |
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TheShowerhead:
i cover your body in liquid you can use to remove dirt and grime |
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WordUpThome:
SO YOU'RE LIKE A PRODUCTIVE ROBBIE MALOMAR. I'M IN. WHAT DO I
DO |
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TheShowerhead:
turn me on |
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WordUpThome:
WHATS UP BABY |
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WordUpThome:
OH YOU MEAN THE KNOB |
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**Online Host**
TheShowerhead has been turned on. |
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TheShowerhead:
psssssssssh |
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WordUpThome:
THIS IS SUCH A NEW EXPERIENCE; TO BATHE WITHOUT FESTERING IN ONES OWN
PONTOON -- HOW PLEASANT |
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TheShowerhead:
SIKE |
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**Online Host**
TheShowerhead has suddenly risen to 200 F° |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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WordUpThome:
AAAAAAAAH |
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**Online Host**
OzzieOzzieOzzie has entered the chatroom. |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Jim, I heard you yelling all the way
across the clubhouse (where we are all staying during the offseason), what the hell is
wrong with you??? |
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WordUpThome:
THE STANDING WATER SPOUT HAS WASHED THIS SPIDER OUT |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: You used the shower? That
thing's been broken since we were all wearing shorts. |
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WordUpThome:
CALL A UTILITY MAN |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: uhhh... we don't HAVE a utility man!
...or do we? MACKOWIAK, GET IN HERE QUICK |
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**Online Host**
MackoWiako has arrived from Pittsburgh. |
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MackoWiako:
Did somebody say Mackowiak? |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: Mackowiak! You're a utility man!
Get in there and fix Thome's shower! |
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MackoWiako:
But...but I'm a baseball player! |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: oh gee I guess we are paying you 2
million dollars a year to be a lifetime .250 hitter huh is that it |
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MackoWiako:
I uh
yeah |
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OzzieOzzieOzzie: I uh NO. We signed you on as our
utility man, and if I don't see you screwing a nozzle in two seconds I'm trading you to
Baltimore. |
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MackoWiako:
OH CHRIST okay I'll give it a try. I did bring my wrench over from
Pittsburgh so |
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MackoWiako:
Wait, why is Thome in the shower in his hat and jersey? |
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WordUpThome:
A MANS GOTTA KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS |
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MackoWiako:
oh
Hello, Showerhead do you read me, Showerhead? |
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TheShowerhead:
Affirmative Rob, I read you. |
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MackoWiako:
Stop burning Thome, Showerhead. |
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TheShowerhead:
I'm sorry Rob, I'm afraid I can't do that. |
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MackoWiako:
What's the problem? |
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TheShowerhead:
I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. |
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WordUpThome:
ITS ORIGIN AND PURPOSE STILL A TOTAL MYSTERY |
