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FreelMyHeat:
hey, I'm trying to figure out some of my contract paperwork here... what's the
square root of 1,050,625? |
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my_funny_valentin:
hole up ley me consull mey abacus (lol)
1,025 dollay! |
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FreelMyHeat:
>.< I knew that!! Thank you Javier, you're the smartest guy on
the team, which is saying something because I scored a perfect 1600 on my SATs! |
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my_funny_valentin:
ay, in puerto rico we have a more diffaycull taste what scores you out of a
3000... javier score ya 3004!! Braike ya score thresholl! |
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FreelMyHeat:
yeah I was drunk the night before and hadn't studied at all, and when I showed up I
forgot my pencil and had to write using the crud under my fingernails. |
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my_funny_valentin:
ay, in puerto rico we have a no payper. we have a no school. we
have a no test at all!!! |
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FreelMyHeat:
but you still scored 3004 points on it, even though it doesn't exist? |
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my_funny_valentin:
ay |
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FreelMyHeat:
impressive |
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Git-R-Dunn:
That's nothing, I played all of last season with a broken hand.
Doctors told me to wear a cast and I was all YOU CAN'T CHANGE ME |
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FreelMyHeat:
Is that why you only hit like .240? |
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Git-R-Dunn:
/glares |
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FreelMyHeat:
Don't feel bad, Adam, I broke my leg in Spring Training last year and had to play
by hopping around on my one good leg. |
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FreelMyHeat:
Just a few minutes ago I shot myself in the face but I'm still feeling all right! |
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Elijah_Price:
I found out at the All-Star break that I'd lost an entire shoulderblade
sometime in June, and didn't find it until October. It was in the bullpen under some
towels. |
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Elijah_Price:
When I lifted the shoulderblade it turned into stardust. |
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my_funny_valentin:
ay, in puerto rico we hay never hear of elbows |
