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BahnsenHoneydew:
Okay Pete, I'm gonna throw you the high heat, so watch out!!! ^^ |
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LuvinMuhGrankids44:
awww hamburgers i been waitin' fer this moment my hole life!!!!!!! |
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**Online Host**
BahnsenHoneydew has lobbed the ball underhand. |
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LuvinMuhGrankids44:
swingin' fer the fences!!!! |
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**Online Host**
LuvinMuhGrankids44 missed the ball by twelve feet. |
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LuvinMuhGrankids44:
aw BONERS |
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hawaiian_crackers:
GOOD EYE PETE GOOD EYE WAY TO HUSTLE |
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BahnsenHoneydew:
All righty, that strikeout ends the inning and puts the Fantasy Camp Sultans up 4 to 3 over the Yankee old-timers! |
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SeptugenarianStu: living out a dream, playing for the Bronx Bombers!
This is like a fantasy come true! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey old man give this to the old woman |
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**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has flipped the bird. |
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hawaiian_crackers:
Kyle that's the third time you've done that today could you please just cut
it out we're trying to enjoy fantasy camp |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i dont know whose fantasy this is
sposed to be unless im suddenly gay and bob hope |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i paid my eight grand and last time i
check i didnt think about steve balboni when i was tryin to bust a nut |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wheres retardo montalban and that
fucken midget |
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BahnsenHoneydew:
Kyle, this is a fun getaway for people who always wanted to be professional ball
players but never made it to the big leagues. |
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hawaiian_crackers:
Yeah, we want them to experience what the pros experience...wearing the
uniform, hanging out in the lockeroom, all of that. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh okay i see that makes perfect sense |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i shouldnt have busted ass at abraham
baldwin junior college or spent 10 years in the cubs organization an miner leagues to be a
pro player |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i shouldave just paid 8,000 simoleans
an ben a fucken desk clerk |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yah it makes perfect sense why those
guys should have what i have |
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LuvinMuhGrankids44:
you don't understand the adrenaline rush we get from this! just last
inning i struck out slugger KEVIN MAAS! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: OH |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: OH CRIMENY KEVIN MAAS |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: BASEBALLS GREATEST FIVE TOOL LEGEND
KEVIN MAAS THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fuck you longlegs my waterbaby lil
cousin couldve strucken out kevin maas |
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LuvinMuhGrankids44:
this isn't how I pictured fantasy camp at all :( |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no shit sherlock hound i pictured
adriana lima and a elephant shooten pbr outta his trunks |
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hawaiian_crackers:
Can we just restart the game please? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sure thing i'll keep scores |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: bahnsen, gayritz, your team is now
known as the kyle farnsworth is a nubian princes |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: dilbert, skeletor, your team is now
known as the die alreadys |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: die alreadys are up to bat |
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**Online Host**
MaasOMenos has entered the chatroom. |
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MaasOMenos:
GUYS, there's this weird headed little baby laying on the ground rolling a
ball at people and I SWEAR TO GOD I can't hit it!! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: snort |
