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SamPer_Fi:
Today I literally have good news, everyone! We've noticed
that New York and Boston and Toronto have been stacking their lineups this offseason. |
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SamPer_Fi:
And we noticed that Tropicana Field now has a nuclear reactor built onto the
dugout and the Devil Rays are now a race of atomic supermen. |
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SamPer_Fi:
So we had to do SOMETHING to ensure a fifth place victory instead of the
unsettling seventh we finished in our five team division last year. |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: please god say we signed a pitcher |
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SamPer_Fi:
Indeed! We acquired a new pitcher from the New York Mets! |
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MichaelTehader:
PEDRO MARTINEZ |
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SamPer_Fi:
No, no it wasn't Pedro Martinez. |
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MichaelTehader:
you can go straight to hell |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: who'd we trade? |
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SamPer_Fi:
Just a minor leaguer and Jorge Julio. |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: Thank Christ, it was hard enough
having zombie Carl Pavano around without having to worry about a werewolf, too. |
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MoraTheSame:
But with Jorge Julio gone, now who is going to pitch innings 4 5 and 6 of
EVERY LOSING ORIOLES GAME FROM THE LAST FIVE YEARS |
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CarlNotLenny:
REEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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MoraTheSame:
AAAAAAAAH |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: SHIT RUNNNN |
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SamPer_Fi:
So uh, yeah, Kris Benson! We got Kris Benson from the Mets. |
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Mr_Whiteside:
DUDE |
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ChinesePhonebook: NO WAY |
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: !!! DUUUUDE |
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YiddishWinterResort: OMFG I KNOW |
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AndHedges:
hey guys, what's up!! welcome to the ball club!!! |
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ChinesePhonebook: WIFFEEEE |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: YOUR WIFE PLEASE |
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AndHedges:
uh, anna's at uh, anna's at home right now, and I'm stoked to be a part of
the orio |
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YiddishWinterResort: DUDE YOUR WIFE IS A STONE COLD FOXXX
with three exes to suggest TEH PORNOOOO |
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HoistByHisOwnBedard: WHERE IS SHE WE WANT YOUR WIFE WE WANT
YOUR WIFE
WE WANT YOUR WIFE |
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If_Anything_I_Could_Say_That_
This_Cabrera: show
us your spouse hoot hoot hoot hoot |
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AndHedges:
ok |
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RobertGuillaume: Hey there, Orioles! I think
you're all beneath Kris and are all pieces of worthless shit! |
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YiddishWinterResort: YAAAAY |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: WOO HOO TAKE IT OFFFF |
