The Dugout
By B - 9-20-06
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Melvin Mora

MoraTheSame: The Orioles have a losing mentality. We don't even have whole fans in the stands anymore. Yesterday I was rounding second and saw some dude's severed leg propped up against a seat.

Melvin Mora MoraTheSame: It [ticks] me off! I get [ticked] when I go home and my wife is all, "lol yer an oriole," and then I have to [hug] her in the mouth and call her a [lady].
Doug Mirabelli get_in_mirabelli: you think that's bad? The GM of the Padres is trying to assassinate my character!
Kyle Farnsworth

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: see i tolt you not to play d&d with that brutus beefcake looken motherfucker once i shot a magick missile at the san diego chicken an i yet still got kilt

that was some total bullshite right there

Doug Mirabelli get_in_mirabelli: No, seriously, he's been slandering me in the media. Saying that everybody hated me and nobody misses me!
Doug Mirabelli get_in_mirabelli: I'm all like, "what?" And he's all like, "you know who else could catch a knuckleball -- someone on the ground sitting still"
A-Rod homosexual_rod: OH CRY ME A REEVER MIRRORBELLY
A-Rod homosexual_rod: VATO JOO DOAN KNOW WHAT EES LIKE FOR aRAH, HAVINGK JEEAMBI AN THE FANS AN THE PAPIRAZZI SAY JOO NO GOOD AT SPORDTS
A-Rod

homosexual_rod: "JOO SO BAD AT CLUTCH, JOO SO BAD AT CLUTCH," BLAR BLAR BLAR, WHO CARES ABOU aRAHS GAR, HONESLY

MIEG MUSSINA DRIVES A SCOODER TO WORGK, NOBODY HAMMERS HEEM

Kyle Farnsworth pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: too easy
A-Rod homosexual_rod: WHY DO THOSE CHOLOS GET A PASS AN aRAH GETS RAPED OVER THE COALS
Doug Mirabelli get_in_mirabelli: Well, I hate you because you are good-looking.
Melvin Mora MoraTheSame: I pretty much only hate you because you're bi-racial.
Doug Mirabelli get_in_mirabelli: And you make the most money
Melvin Mora MoraTheSame: And you play for the best team.
Kyle Farnsworth pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: gets what over the coals
Melvin Mora MoraTheSame: I think that if we all just keep bitching about our jobs and friends for a while this'll all work out, and we'll figure out who REALLY has it the worst in the AL East.
OrvellianNightmare: last night my family shared a hand full of corns