The Dugout
By B - 9-3-06
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HOWARD & |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Hi! I'm Ryan Howard, MVP of the Philadelphia Phillies. And this is my good friend, Nester. |
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NestersFunkyIMing: *thinking* ...I should be the MVP!...
/holds bat by fat part |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Playing baseball today I see, you should've hit three home runs by now. |
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NestersFunkyIMing: oh I'm just messing around I know how to hit home runs
...why did I think bunting would advance the runners... |
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NestersFunkyIMing: I bet you've forgotten how to hit them!
...you think you're so good... |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Are you kidding? Homer #1 can be hit by holding the bat against your gunt and swinging away with total belly weight |
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NestersFunkyIMing: ...I didn't think about using the gunt!... |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Homer #2 is hit the same way, only you bounce around like Sammy Sosa used to because you're about to fall down |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Number 3 you hit because Tim Hudson is crapping his shorts and just runs up to you, throws the ball into the air, and runs away diagonally. Use page 35 of this magazine! |
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NestersFunkyIMing: ...I should've looked there!... |
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InTheMidnightHoward: Anything else I can help you with? |
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NestersFunkyIMing: Yes... er, I mean no. I already knew how to hit them.
...I'm not Mike Lieberthal...
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InTheMidnightHoward: See you next issue! |
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NestersFunkyIMing: ...he's not so good... |
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