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Welcome to the 2005 BUDDIES FOREVER Kansas City Royals Chatroom! |
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BuddyIcon: Guys, I know it's been tough on you this season, and I know the higher-ups keep telling us that it's a "rebuilding year." I don't know how to say it, but I need you all to stick together. |
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run_elvys_run: LIKE GLUE AN CONGSTRUCTION PAPER COACH |
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BitTerrence: I'm with you all the way! If we all try hard and stay best friends, there's no way we can lose! |
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ItDontMatter2DeJesus: Hear hear! To friendship... to the Kansas City Royals! |
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BuddyIcon: /toasts
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Two years later, in the Kansas City Royals Chatroom...
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GilgaMeche: ha ha you fool, once i have stolen your baseball equipment you will have no choice but to call me master! |
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ItDontMatter2DeJesus: what the hell is going on |
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GilgaMeche: DO YOU LIKE MY GLOVE
it was given to me by the great NOLAN RYAN |
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ItDontMatter2DeJesus: WHAT AM I TO DO |
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PECOTA: DRAW! YOUR DIRK AND REND HIM ASUNDER |
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ItDontMatter2DeJesus: I DON'T HAVE A DIRK I PLAY BASEBALL |
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GilgaMeche: Enkidu! ATTACK! |
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SkinnaMarEnkidu: rarrrrrr /pounces |
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ItDontMatter2DeJesus: aaaaaah |
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Meanwhile, in Boston...
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TheoElDio: Runelvys, we're interested in signing you to a minor league contract. Would you be willing to take a small step down to take a huge step forward? |
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run_elvys_run: ASSOLUTLY I LOVE THE BEISBOL |
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TheoElDio: Great, just sign here. Good, good. Now, here is your helmet with a flashlight on it and your pick-ax. |
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run_elvys_run: QUE
THIS IS NO THE MINOR LEAGUES |
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TheoElDio: no i'm pretty sure i said "miner" leagues
Now go take a giant step forward into that cave.
/shoves Runelvys into mineshaft |
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean near New York... |
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BitTerrence: /floats silently |