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KidGriffey: deddy deddy come play wit me an the robosapien |
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ROBOSAPIEN: beeoooowwww /moves arms up and down at cost of hundreds of dollars |
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Elijah_Price: This is just like when my Dad played with me, only instead of Robosapien we had Jay Buhner.
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Elijah_Price: He could vomit on command and had the lowest stolen base percentage in history. Then he fell completely off of the face of the Earth.
What can this thing do? |
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KidGriffey: dance burp karate chop give a high five and listen for intruders
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Elijah_Price: Wow wee! Robosapien, give me a high five!
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ROBOSAPIEN: /gives high five |
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**Online Host**
ROBOSAPIEN has broken Elijah_Price's hand.
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Elijah_Price: AAAH AAAAH |
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ROBOSAPIEN: /listens for intruders |
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KidGriffey: deddy your hand
robosapien can learn stuff i will learn him not to high five you so hard next time
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KidGriffey: robosapien NO, NO robosapien, no high fives for deddy, he is made of brittle
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ROBOSAPIEN: /learns "no high fives for daddy" |
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Elijah_Price: *clutching wrist* Thank goodness we don't have games until Spring Training so this, uh heh heh, this unfortunate accident can clear itself up!
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Elijah_Price: and that'll give me a chance to buy thicker shoes, so the blades of grass don't pierce my feet |
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KidGriffey: deddy |
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Elijah_Price: Yes, Trey? |
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KidGriffey: why did you name me "trey"
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Elijah_Price: Because my father was "Ken Griffey," I am "Ken Griffey Jr," and you are the third Ken Griffey, so your name is "Trey." Like three! Get it? |
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KidGriffey: deddy your jaw popped off explaining that to me an im scared because i think you might deserve it |
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ROBOSAPIEN: /learns to stop taking Ken Griffey Jr. seriously |