The Dugout
By B - 12-30-06
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KidGriffey: deddy deddy come play wit me an the robosapien

ROBOSAPIEN: beeoooowwww /moves arms up and down at cost of hundreds of dollars
Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: This is just like when my Dad played with me, only instead of Robosapien we had Jay Buhner.

Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: He could vomit on command and had the lowest stolen base percentage in history. Then he fell completely off of the face of the Earth.

What can this thing do?

KidGriffey: dance burp karate chop give a high five and listen for intruders

Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: Wow wee! Robosapien, give me a high five!

ROBOSAPIEN: /gives high five

**Online Host**
ROBOSAPIEN has broken Elijah_Price's hand.

Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: AAAH AAAAH

ROBOSAPIEN: /listens for intruders

KidGriffey: deddy your hand

robosapien can learn stuff i will learn him not to high five you so hard next time

KidGriffey: robosapien NO, NO robosapien, no high fives for deddy, he is made of brittle

ROBOSAPIEN: /learns "no high fives for daddy"
Kid Griff

Elijah_Price: *clutching wrist* Thank goodness we don't have games until Spring Training so this, uh heh heh, this unfortunate accident can clear itself up!

Kid Griff Elijah_Price: and that'll give me a chance to buy thicker shoes, so the blades of grass don't pierce my feet
KidGriffey: deddy
Kid Griff Elijah_Price: Yes, Trey?

KidGriffey: why did you name me "trey"

Kid Griff Elijah_Price: Because my father was "Ken Griffey," I am "Ken Griffey Jr," and you are the third Ken Griffey, so your name is "Trey." Like three! Get it?
KidGriffey: deddy your jaw popped off explaining that to me an im scared because i think you might deserve it
ROBOSAPIEN: /learns to stop taking Ken Griffey Jr. seriously