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MeTrain: how im spost to park my car with all ease lights an shit |
| **Online Host** MeTrain has stopped his two-door Bentley sideways on top of two parked cars. |
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MeTrain: rollin up on you like grave digga ya heard, when ya dig my grave make at shit shallow so i can feel the rain son |
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MeTrain: oh my fuck i done drank too much a the cool aid you better check ya self before ya purplesaurus rex yourself /collapses onto sidewalk |
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MeTrain: how im spost to sleep with all ease lights an shit aw theres a spot this a comftable cot got my leg rull high up in the urr fa no reason |
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MeTrain: woooooooooooooo spring brake /collapses halfway into manhole |
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MeTrain: oh i almost forgot i got grain alcohol up in my bladder if i dont piss at shit out i be shittin haystacks for a week |
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MeTrain: you drain the grain an you drain ya brain |
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LadyCop: Excuse me sir, I'm going to have to ask you to angle the arc of your urine downward for a moment so I can speak with you. |
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MeTrain: rainbow connection, cuz |
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LadyCop: Wait a minute. *squints eyes* Dontrelle Willis? Ugh, you stink of alcohol. I'm going to have to take you in. |
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MeTrain: how you doin cool aid man you wont my autograph hurr /writes "d-train" in urine on city street |
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LadyCop: What are you doing, Dontrelle? You're our hometown hero! And haven't you been nominated for the Roberto Clemente award the last two years? |
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LadyCop: You're supposed to display a commitment to community and understand the value of helping others. |
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MeTrain: if you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweety an wipe the streety |
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MeTrain: hole on one second /flair flops into own urine |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /swings bat underhand you think i lob it hard i can hit her |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i own know brah shut the fuck up an pass the funyuns |
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