The Dugout
By B - 12-17-06
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finch_windmill: and she went "ching chong ching chong" and I was deeply offended

finch_windmill: but seriously Cat you should've come with us for the Japan Cup!! It was SOOOO much fun and we got to take pictures and everything, you would've loved it

I even got a picture of everyone posing with Ace!

Cat Osterman Gato: >.< AAAAH your little boy is SOOO cute! I just want to squeeze him tight, then spin my arm in a crazy circular motion and throw him underhand

finch_windmill: oh i know. A few minutes after it was taken the Red Sox showed up and gave him sixty-million dollars.

That picture was totally weird though because, I mean, when someone takes a picture everyone is supposed to hug, and if they have tongue rings they have to stick out their tongue, and if they have bad self-confidence they have to make a funny face because that hides their deep shame right

finch_windmill: but I'm all, "hugggg," and they're all "bunnyears," and I'm all like, "whaaaat" T_________T
Cat Osterman

Gato: I look at that picture and I think, "YLOVEY"

How did you stay motivated enough to win the cup??

finch_windmill: Well, when I was at my lowest and couldn't go any further, I thought about my family, and this motivational poster

I have another one where a kitty is about to fall but keeps trying not to, which I would show you but my scanner is broken :P

finch_windmill: it also helps that we don't ever lose
Cat Osterman

Gato: Jennie... God, you know? Sometimes I hate talking to you.

finch_windmill: What? What'd I do?

Cat Osterman

Gato: You've just... you've just got the perfect life. The perfect life for me, you know?

Cat Osterman

Gato: You've got prestige doing something not a lot of us get prestige for. I'm still trying to help get National Pro Fastpitch off the ground.

Cat Osterman

Gato: You've got a baby! A precious baby you named after PITCHING.

You're in love. That's a big one.

Cat Osterman

Gato: Sometimes I just wish an irrepressible bad boy with a heart of gold would show up in chat and sweep my off my feet. Give me everything I want. Everything I deserve.

Write me a song, I don't know.

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Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: daaaaaa, hey cat
Cat Osterman

Gato: /looks away from computer screen

hi scott

finch_windmill: Oh hi Scott! Cat was just talking about how she wants to find love with the perfect man!
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: REALLY
Cat Osterman Gato: /brings up jenniefinch.net
/begins punching screen
finch_windmill: Mmmhm! She's looking for someone who
Cat Osterman Gato: JENNIE
finch_windmill: someone who is a real bad boy...but there's some good in there!
Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: Wow! I can think of at least one guy who might fit that bill!
Cat Osterman

Gato: /tries to cut off monitor; cannot find button in panic
/begins gnawing on computer wire

finch_windmill: Hee! Tell me, what do you think of when you see this picture?

Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: Why... love, of course!
finch_windmill: IT'S A MATCH! ^o^
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Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: What did I say? Did I say something wrong?

finch_windmill: /shrug

well g2g bye-eeee

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Scott Proctor DoctorProctor: aww
 

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HoldAndPettitte: and then Clemens rips one and sweat goes EVERYWHERE and Bagwell just COLLAPSES
Giambi long_live_giambi: rooooofl
Scott Proctor

DoctorProctor: hey guys sorry to interrupt but I'm in a real sore spot and I need your advice.

y'see

well

It's embarrassing but I like this girl, see, and I don't know what to say to her. She's really cool and she loves baseball, and...

okay

Look at this picture.

Scott Proctor

DoctorProctor: Jennie Finch asked me what I thought of when I saw the picture, and when I answered, the girl I LIKE signed off all mad. I just can't figure it out.

What's the first thing you think of when you see this picture.

Giambi long_live_giambi: togetherness
Randy Johnson big_uNYt: friendship?
GotMelk: having fun with baseball
Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why does everybody on the japan sofball team look like a. dragon from tecmo world wrestling
Scott Proctor

DoctorProctor: /looks at Kyle
/looks at picture
/looks at Kyle
/looks at picture

/lowers head

Kyle, can I talk to you for a minute?

Farnsy pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i aint yer pal dickface