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ZombieTaylorHicks: /shuffles papers knowingly
/leans to the side
/rests tip of pen in corner of mouth |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: have you ever done steroids |
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Corky_Romano: a no |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: have you at any point in your career used steroids or performance enhancing drugs |
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Corky_Romano: no no way |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: in the ten years you played before 1998, the most homeruns you ever hit was 40. then starting in 98 for four consecutive years you hit 66, 63, 50, and 64.
how do you explain in a later stage of your career, that steroids |
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Corky_Romano: is like when you go to a minor league an you wan get in a major league joo know
is like that |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: what |
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Corky_Romano: when aye sign for 72 million i have a i i i have a uh uh uh uh uh uh uh i i i responsbility |
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Corky_Romano: see sammy have a uh uh uh oblaygeisha to god, god get berry angry when sammy no kiss he fingers an poin up a him
all the soonammy, all the hurricay gatrina, sammy no play god be berry upset, an paples die |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: what |
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Corky_Romano: im sorry my anglish no so good, i learn on the street from hobos an air hobo language challen. what i mean to say es 'sammy is a exciting player' |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: how do you feel about mark mcgwire and his chances at getting into the hall of fame |
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Corky_Romano: i am in love with mark megwire. erryboddy know they i have much respeck for mark megwire. but i no gonna spake for mark megwire
i am mark megwire's nobody |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: you are mark mcgwire's nobody |
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Corky_Romano: /whispers to interpreter
no no
what i mean to say es, 'i am mark megwire's heartless, like in a game kingdom hurts.' |
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Corky_Romano: i have to be very well known in what i say
/begins to eat from a large mass of cork |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: for my final question - what the fuck is going on with your hair |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: you look like the black norman osborn |
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Corky_Romano: TAKE A DEP EXTREME SPORTS HAIR GEL CHALLEN |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: someone get me a hammer, a chisel, and several steroids i will need the power of many men to break the extreme hold |
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ZombieTaylorHicks: perhaps you would rather try some of my fine fop brand pomade, it makes you look like you just got out of bed and fell into a vat of bone meal
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Corky_Romano: i doan want fop god dammit |
