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EnslavedByTheBell: eh-yeah,
good news, everyone! HOK Sports has agreed to join local
architect HGA and construction manager M.A. Mortenson Company
to lead construction for our new,
outdoor ballpark! |
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my_morneau_jacket: oh that's cool, one time I bought
a used glove from HOK Sports |
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LawnMauer: Does this mean no more trashbags in
the outfield? Where will I store my facial shavings? |
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EnslavedByTheBell: As
the President of Twins Sports Inc, I make the call on the new stadium's particulars.
As my conjoined, fraternal brothers I want to open up the floor to your suggestions. |
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LawnMauer:trashbags in the outfield,
but bigger |
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my_morneau_jacket: trash bags in
the
oh god its all i know |
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EnslavedByTheBell: Well,
let's start off easy. What should we call our new park? |
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PowersBoof: Twins
Field! No no, Twins Park! No no, Twins Stadium! |
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JohanSolo: something classic like "The Base Ball
Park" or the "Paid Sports Enclosure at Minnesota Area." |
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EnslavedByTheBell: All
right, "The Base Ball Park" it is, but only for two years. Then we have to
change it to a completely random product label or organization
who will give us money to sign elite stars like Alex Cora. |
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Heintz57: like "Crédit Agricole
Group Field" |
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my_morneau_jacket: or "frank's
hot sauce presents the baseball teams" |
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EnslavedByTheBell: Now
you've got it! How many people should it hold? I'd say, oh.... about fifty
thousand pe-
hahah jk you're the twins, it will hold 70 people |
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EnslavedByTheBell: Any
cosmetic ideas? Besides trash bags in the outfield? |
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PowersBoof: A
hill, randomly placed in the outfield! |
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Heintz57: A statue of Kirby Puckett
randomly placed in the outfield as one of our outfielders! |
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my_morneau_jacket: a jumbo screen
made to look like a big trashbag |
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LawnMauer: an enormous poster
of Joe Mauer |
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EnslavedByTheBell: Keep
in mind, HOK are the same people who designed Camden Yards
for the Orioles, and then designed every other major league park to look like
it, only misshapen. |
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LawnMauer: Oh, well then I want
everything looking like complete shit from the fifties but
made from parts of the space shuttle. |
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Heintz57: And the Blue Angels can
hold a tarp in mid-air over the field while it rains, and
each Blue Angel shall be held in place by a moving robot.. |
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my_morneau_jacket: no you grade-a
moron the dome should be closed using long yellow plastic handles |
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EnslavedByTheBell: So
right now I've got us marked down as a bunch of confounded
yokels playing in the Hefty Sinch-Sack Arena in 2010. Is that correct? |
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Heintz57: yep sounds about right |
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LawnMauer: only we're all incredibly
sexy |
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my_morneau_jacket: and we're all
white |
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JohanSolo: I'm not white, I'm
hold on
/squats
/pulls down baseball pants
/pulls down underwear |
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JohanSolo: nnnnnnngeeeeyaaaaahhhh |
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**Online Host**
JohanSolo has shat out another Cy Young Award. |
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JohanSolo: oh, neat. |
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JohanSolo: I think this one has
corn in it |
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my_morneau_jacket: hold on i'll
clean that up
/runs into outfield |
