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ArnsbergSouthCarolina:
Frank is going to be here any second, is everything ready?
VERNON, IS EVERYTHING READY |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: man
why a black man gotta make sure shit is ready psssh man |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina: I
asked you to do it to help Frank understand that he will
not be the only black person living in Canada. |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: psssh
like a nigga ain never heard a grant fuhr or some shit |
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GlausMenagerie: is
that when you give money to the Nazis? |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: what |
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gibbon_and_receibbon: I
hope we lined the hallways with enough pillows, I got the
long body pillows. /pokes pillow
If he hurts himself before the season starts we'll have wasted
almost twenty million dollars. |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina: 20
million could've bought us 4 minutes standing in the same room
as Matsuzaka |
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gibbon_and_receibbon: Did
you stock every single locker with a first aid kit? |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: you
ever actually talk to frank thomas |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: you
better worry more about astaroids fallin all through ya rooves
an shit. talkin bout first aid kids. psssh |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina: BE
QUIET BE QUIET HERE HE COMES |
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gibbon_and_receibbon: /wraps
hand in bubble wrap |
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**Online Host**
MattRoneyNCheese has entered the chatroom. |
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MattRoneyNCheese: whoa what a welcome wagon ay guys?
*looks at coach's hand* I like your moon cast, guy! |
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gibbon_and_receibbon: oh
great it's just Matt Roney |
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MattRoneyNCheese: Occasional Major League
Journeyman Matt Roney, that is, learn to love it because
it's the best thing going |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: i'm
tellin yall frank a show up an have hell hounds an shit chasin
him, breakin off his legs an usin em to hurt others |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: this
a crazy mixed up chance a hyperbole, son |
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**Online Host**
The_Big_Injured has entered the chatroom. |
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WhatchuTalkinBoutWells: i
ain gettin hit upside the head with no meatier |
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**Online Host**
WhatchuTalkinBoutWells has left the chatroom. |
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gibbon_and_receibbon: Frank!
Big Hurt! Welcome to Toronto! I'm John Gibbons, I'll be your head coach. This
is Brad Arnsberg, our pitching coach, and superstar Troy Glaus. |
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GlausMenagerie: hey |
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The_Big_Injured: sup |
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The_Big_Injured: /looks
around |
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The_Big_Injured: aw
man I'm the only black man in Canada, aren't I. |
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GlausMenagerie: No!
no! You're forgetting about Grant Fuhr! |
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gibbon_and_receibbon: Right,
and I think Youppi is black. He's always wearing really big shirts. |
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ArnsbergSouthCarolina: And
we also have Vernon Wells, but he was scared that you'd show
up and get extravagantly injured. |
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The_Big_Injured: Oh,
that reminds me. You guys should stand against the wall,
there's a derailed bullet train behind me. |
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GlausMenagerie: what |
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MattRoneyNCheese: whatever, diamonds
are forever, and so is Matt Ro/is hit by derailed bullet train |
