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Bochy_Ball: Barry Bonds is on this ballclub and I look forward to managing Barry Bonds! |
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LicenseToPills: so barry bonds is lookin at the brochures tell me do you think barry would look better in pinstripes or dodger blew |
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LicenseToPills: dodger blew get it, because they suck
/raises arm like he's going to punch Bruce Bochy |
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Bochy_Ball: /FLINCH |
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LicenseToPills: thats right i bust you up, who are you, coming here saying you've coached the padres, who are they, the padres have nothing to do with barry bonds |
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LicenseToPills: since there has been no dialogue between barry bonds and the giants he has no reason to believe he would do anything but file for free agency the day after the world series ends
no dialogue
barry bonds and the giants are like the film "the bear" |
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Bochy_Ball: Can I help you choose a team, then? I'm sorry, I'm just a really big fan. I've followed your career since your head was...
/uses hands to approximate size of average mans head
/uses hands to approximate size of a ripe melon
...was like, this big. |
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LicenseToPills: bruce bochy is a jack ass
barry bonds' head is the size of a walnut if you don't believe me look at the size of my hat, look at it
/holds out hand |
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Bochy_Ball: Wow, that IS small. |
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LicenseToPills: it was awarded to me via vending machine in a small plastic container akin to one in which you might find leggs brand panty hose
the giants decal was affixed to the front personally |
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Bochy_Ball: So who've you narrowed it down to? |
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LicenseToPills: well of course barry bonds has a deep bond with the city of san francisco, barry bonds family is here, so
choice 1 new york yankees
choice 2 boston red sox
choice 3 a team with many wins at the all-star break |
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OldLOL: That is a fantastic idea. |
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Bochy_Ball: Why don't you try staying locally, if your family is used to living here? |
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LicenseToPills: how dare you talk about barry bonds family like that, like you know them, like you know barry bonds family |
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Bochy_Ball: I'm just sayin', you could go play for Oakland, they're right across the bay. |
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LicenseToPills: athletics have nothing to do with barry bonds |
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LicenseToPills: wait |
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Bochy_Ball: How about the Dodgers? |
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LicenseToPills: it is a possibility although barry bonds would have to pick up the first four seasons of the fresh prince of bel-air on dvd before making that decision, show them to his family |
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OldLOL: Did you ever see the one where they go on a ski trip for Christmas and end up getting all of their presents stolen?
Man I was laffin so hard at those blacks |
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LicenseToPills: wait the fresh prince is about black people
barry bonds is black people
this is about barry bonds being black isn't it |
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Bochy_Ball: Well hell Barry, why don't you just play for the San Francisco Giants again next year? |
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LicenseToPills: who are the san francisco giants |
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OldLOL: You were just talking about 'em, broham. |
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LicenseToPills: barry bonds says words, they have nothing to do with his thoughts, they are just subjects and predicates in his mental kingdom |
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Bochy_Ball: They're the guys who high-five you during the summer when you finish hitting a homerun. |
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LicenseToPills: why do they not continue to high 5 me in the autumn |
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Bochy_Ball: /shrugs shoulders |
