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**Online Host**
Welcome to the World Series Rain Delay Chatroom! |
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ritzy_carlton: /operates charity carinval game
Step right up, step right up, try to knock over the bottles with a throw and win a prize!
excuse me, you sir |
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Elijah_Price: who me
no I don't think I should |
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ritzy_carlton: Oh come on, unless you've got a limp noodle for an arm! |
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Elijah_Price: well all right
/throws lazily at bottles |
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Will1K: yo
looks like at strike took a toll on ya arm, nawm sayin |
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Elijah_Price: At least I don't have my woman fighting my battles for me! |
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Will1K: oh know he deh-ent
/snaps fingers and stands like a pissed-off black woman |
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**Online Host**
The studio audience is going apeshit with laughter.
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ethier_or: lol |
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pennywise: so wait i don't get it what's going on |
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maddux.xmission.com: See, Will and Lisa were out bowling and some beefy guy tried to hit on her, and when Will tried to defend her the guy haymakered his block off. |
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ethier_or: right and then Lisa grabbed the guy by the arm and karate kicked him in the stomach, then mongolian chopped him in his back, so Will is all humiliated and a laughing stock
'cause his woman was more of a man than he |
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maddux.xmission.com: Because he is a man, and men are different from women. |
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pennywise: was ken griffey at the bowling alley with them |
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maddux.xmission.com: Well no |
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pennywise: so how did he even know what had happened
what does ken griffey jr. watch the show "fresh prince of bell air" or some shit
man this show is bonkers lets watch who's the boss |
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ethier_or: Bro I swear to God I will kill you where you stand |
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maddux.xmission.com: Settle down, guys, it's got to be almost time for our game anyway.
Hey Coach, how much longer 'till that Mets game we're going to easily win thanks to their depleted pitching staff? ho ho |
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BigTroubleInLittleGrady: that was three weeks ago |
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maddux.xmission.com: .... |
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ethier_or: .... |
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pennywise: who's the bossssss |
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maddux.xmission.com: /looks around
/checks watch
all right put in Who's the Boss |
