The Dugout
By B - 8-26-06
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Gabe Kapler KapYoAzz: ...an you know what they call a quarter pounder in Japan? "Quarter Pounder Burger." And they're all, "bur-garoo." The crazy Japanese!
Foulke

QueerAsFoulke: I DON'T LIKE HOW THOSE GUYS ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS

Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: shhhhh everybody be quiet Manny's coming /snickers

Gabe Kapler KapYoAzz: Why do we have to be quiet? He's been in there watching old tapes of Muppet Babies all day long.
Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: heh heh heh

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MannyTheTorpedoes has entered the chatroom in his boxer shorts.
Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: Ramirez! My main Manny, what's up, how was that Muppet Babies over there

Manny, being himself

MannyTheTorpedoes: bery good we saw gondzo wreg a car while he play preten an he go flyin like a airplang, an camiller the chiggen was hurt

Doug Mirabelli. get_in_mirabelli: Why that sounds exciting!
Manny, being himself MannyTheTorpedoes: thinks turn out gray tho nanny take camiller the chiggen an fix her with needles an strang

nanny being nanny
Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: Manny, we all heard about David Ortiz. I'm sorry, I know he was your best friend.

Manny, being himself MannyTheTorpedoes: papouli spost to come to class today an teach us a greek dance
Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: I'm sorry, Manny. David Ortiz died.

Manny, being himself

MannyTheTorpedoes: no

is not true

papouli snot dead your lying

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MannyTheTorpedoes has ran upstairs, crying.
Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: hahahahaha

Gabe Kapler

KapYoAzz: shit, that's not cool man.

Foulke QueerAsFoulke: IF DAVID ORTIZ DIED FOR REAL I WOULD MOST LIKELY HAVE TO KILL MYSELF
Doug Mirabelli.

get_in_mirabelli: haha wait wait wait I'm gonna try and get somebody else

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KingOfPap has entered the chatroom.
Doug Mirabelli. get_in_mirabelli: hey Jonny, David Ortiz died just now
Jonathan Papelbon

KingOfPap: o no who is that