 |
GotMeOnMyKnees: My Tigers, I just got off the phone with the MLB television reps and they've made my options clear. |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: To assure high ratings for this year's series, I can either say the team is from a bigger market and call ourselves the "Washington DC Tiger Sox," or do some manipulation to make us look like atomic supermen. |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: So congratulations, you're all pitching 98 miles per hour now. /adjusts radar gun |
 |
ZumayaMyLord: oh, sweet, watch out
/throws curveball |
| |
**Online Radar**
101 mph |
|
ZumayaMyLord: hahah yessss
can you put a cannon in my chest, that would be sweet |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: Yup, we're now the hardest throwing rotation in history. They had it hooked up to Rich Harden during the Oakland series. |
|
VerlanderlayIndustries: That clears up a lot. Remember when Harden balked and Thom Brennaman said it was a 102 mile per hour sinker, and he started making hissing sounds like he'd put his finger on a frying pan |
|
ZumayaMyLord: Yeah he did it for like 40 seconds |
|
VerlanderlayIndustries: And then Chris Myers interviewed Jason Kendall and set his catchers mit on fire with a match. |
|
ZumayaMyLord: And then Steve Lyons called him a dirty gravelbelly |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: Well, you're all dirty gravelbellies now. Even Kenny Rogers is pitching in the high-90s. It's like Baseball Simulator 1.000. These playoffs will be awesome! |
|
VerlanderlayIndustries: lol
/bowls baseball toward home plate Fred Flintstone style |
| |
**Online Radar**
79 mph |
|
ZumayaMyLord: haha wait wait wait
/places ball on tee |
| |
**Online Radar**
22 mph |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: come on hustle hustle /claps hands |
|
VerlanderlayIndustries: I'm not one for breaking the rules, buuuut!
/holds ball at shoulder height
/says "whoosh" |
| |
**Online Radar**
42 mph |
|
ZumayaMyLord: oh snaps I wish they had this shit at Kings Island I would walk away with many stuffed Spongebobs |
| |
**Online Host**
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth has entered the chatroom.
|
 |
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hello teamies sorry im late, the ever dependable 'kyle ripken' just got back from a detroit brand pistens game i sure do enjoy this township and its peoples |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: /adjusts glasses
You must be one of the boys from AAA, hmmm? |
|
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i must be one of the boys from your mom, so hep me i'll
no, yes, triple a thats the ticket |
|
GotMeOnMyKnees: Joel? Justin? Do you gents know this man? I don't see him on our itinerary... |
|
ZumayaMyLord: Naw coach, I don't recognize him but I'm not the most reliable source, I haven't been pitching in the bigs that long. |
|
VerlanderlayIndustries: yes and sadly I am only twelve years old.
The only players I know are you guys, myself, and Barry Bonds. |
|
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well then watch this pitch itll be like yer cognative bat mitzvah
now i show you some trick or two
/goes out to centerfield
/gets running start
/jumps onto pitchers mound
/THROWS HAS HARD AS POSSIBLE
|
| |
**Online Radar**
1004 mph |
|
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: blink blink
whoaaaaa |
