The Dugout
By B - 10-14-06
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  **Online Host**
Welcome to the Wajiro Higashi Japanese school classroom chatroom!
Japanese Teacher ScratchMyShin: **translated from Japanese** Good morning, class! Today we have very special guests!
Dontrelle Willis MeTrain: sup japaneasies
Japanese Teacher

ScratchMyShin: ethnic Major League Baseball stars Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera from the -- /checks paper

some team

Miguel Cabrera

ThisLittleMiggy: Hello children! We play beisbol for the "Marlins," who you may remember as one of the Wayans Brothers

The one from "Requiem for a Dream."

Japanese students Gakusei: /stare blankly
Dontrelle Willis MeTrain: cuz you strate trippin ain no japaneasy children seen requiem for da dream that shit got strong subject matter they like six or some
Miguel Cabrera ThisLittleMiggy: Oh, sorry. You think they've ever seen "White Chicks?"
Dontrelle Willis MeTrain: yup i figger so, that feature was the bom
Japanese Teacher ScratchMyShin: Today we will be teaching our gaijin friends the Hanagasa Odori!
Japanese students Gakusei: yayyyyy /rush to cubbies
Miguel Cabrera ThisLittleMiggy: hey D-Train whatta you think we're gonna teach about today, we gonna do some gee-algebra, maybe teach a little Dare
Dontrelle Willis MeTrain: homie the man just said we was learnin tha hanagasa odori, das a ceremonial flower hat dance nigga come on keep up
Japanese Teacher ScratchMyShin: Okay, hold these /bow bow bow
Miguel Cabrera ThisLittleMiggy: lol look at these things I feel like a gay Kung Lao
Dontrelle Willis

MeTrain: /clicks tongue

you keep dishrespectin the cultcha an im own pound you up inta tha grounds like goro

fo arms my brotha fo arms

/holds up arms
Dontrelle Willis MeTrain: the lil fokes hit da drums in whats call the buitawase taiko or "imitation soundz," an your broke ass keeps in step wit da ornamental hat ya feel me
 
Japanese students Gakusei: hahaha yaaayyyy
Miguel Cabrera ThisLittleMiggy: Ha, hey, this is fun! Seeing smiles on the faces of children is pretty rewarding, you know? And all we had to do to see them was be in a different country than Jeffrey Loria.
Dontrelle Willis MeTrain: true, true
Miguel Cabrera

ThisLittleMiggy: /plays hat like tamborine

Who knew the Japanese people were so interesting?

Dontrelle Willis

MeTrain: kazuo matsui is right there son why dont you try axin him a question err'now and then

psssh