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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Wajiro Higashi Japanese school classroom chatroom! |
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ScratchMyShin: **translated from Japanese** Good morning, class! Today we have very special guests! |
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MeTrain: sup japaneasies |
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ScratchMyShin: ethnic Major League Baseball stars Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera from the -- /checks paper
some team |
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ThisLittleMiggy: Hello children! We play beisbol for the "Marlins," who you may remember as one of the Wayans Brothers
The one from "Requiem for a Dream." |
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Gakusei: /stare blankly |
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MeTrain: cuz you strate trippin ain no japaneasy children seen requiem for da dream that shit got strong subject matter they like six or some |
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ThisLittleMiggy: Oh, sorry. You think they've ever seen "White Chicks?" |
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MeTrain: yup i figger so, that feature was the bom |
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ScratchMyShin: Today we will be teaching our gaijin friends the Hanagasa Odori! |
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Gakusei: yayyyyy /rush to cubbies |
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ThisLittleMiggy: hey D-Train whatta you think we're gonna teach about today, we gonna do some gee-algebra, maybe teach a little Dare |
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MeTrain: homie the man just said we was learnin tha hanagasa odori, das a ceremonial flower hat dance nigga come on keep up |
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ScratchMyShin: Okay, hold these /bow bow bow |
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ThisLittleMiggy: lol look at these things I feel like a gay Kung Lao |
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MeTrain: /clicks tongue
you keep dishrespectin the cultcha an im own pound you up inta tha grounds like goro
fo arms my brotha fo arms
/holds up arms |
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MeTrain: the lil fokes hit da drums in whats call the buitawase taiko or "imitation soundz," an your broke ass keeps in step wit da ornamental hat ya feel me |
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Gakusei: hahaha yaaayyyy |
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ThisLittleMiggy: Ha, hey, this is fun! Seeing smiles on the faces of children is pretty rewarding, you know? And all we had to do to see them was be in a different country than Jeffrey Loria. |
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MeTrain: true, true |
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ThisLittleMiggy: /plays hat like tamborine
Who knew the Japanese people were so interesting? |
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MeTrain: kazuo matsui is right there son why dont you try axin him a question err'now and then
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