The Dugout
By B - 10-13-06
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Carlos Beltran BeltranAway: Good, everybody's here. Status report; has everyone accomplished what they set out to accomplish? Jose?
Jose Reyes ReyesAGoodMovie: i punched scott speizio in his lips an now hes bleedin from his chin
Jose Reyes ReyesAGoodMovie: which was not easy bcuz the big tittied lady tattood on his arm is biggern me
Carlos Beltran

BeltranAway: excellent /scribbles onto clipboard

Tom, how goes progress with AlBEAR puHOLSS?

Tom Glavine TheGLAVINATOR: As it goes, Carl, Mr. Met has been positioned in the stands and is putting a curse on him.
 
Mr. Met

MetLife: /wiggles fingers

shit bitch hell dammit shit hell boobies; cunttttttt

Albert Pujols

Pujol_Junkie: oh noes e'slump

/goes hitless in several games, sky darkens over Babylon

Carlos Beltran BeltranAway: Well that's terrible for the people of Mesopotamia, but hey, whatever we can get. /scribbles onto clipboard
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DudleyDoWright has rushed into the chatroom holding a bamboo shoot.
David Wright DudleyDoWright: huff huff huff
Carlos Beltran BeltranAway: David! The umpire?
David Wright

DudleyDoWright: huff huff /holds up bamboo shoot

I tranqued him like six times in the neck, he's got to be tripping balls.

Carlos Beltran BeltranAway: A dream realized! /scribbles onto clipboard
John Maine state_and_maine: /throws circle change
Juan Encarnacion EncarnacionInstantBreakfast: /watches as circle change flies into audience and lands softly on lap of nun
Jim Joyce SophiesJoyce: STEE RIKE
Carlos Beltran BeltranAway: Okay, so that just leaves Tony LaRussa. Anybody take care of him?
Chad Bradford RadBradford: I passed him in the hallway earlier and spent 25 minutes just screaming OW-AH TEAM OW-AH TIME at his face.
Carlos Beltran BeltranAway: Sweet! So we're all good. Let's buy our plane tickets to Detroit so we can-
Billy Wagner

PorterWagner: lol hold up guys i'm pitchin' some clutch b-ball over here lmao

/throws baseball right down the middle as frequently as possible

So Taguchi ThatsSoTaguchi: /hits game-winning ninth-inning homerun
Carlos Beltran

BeltranAway: ....

/throws clipboard into garbage

So Taguchi ThatsSoTaguchi: /runs bases triumphantly
/is presented with ceremonial dolls
Billy Wagner PorterWagner: i am going to hurt so good
Jim Joyce SophiesJoyce: strike two