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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Underground Cleveland Rap Scene Chatroom!
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SNAP_Lajoie: aight aight everybody settle down settle down, up next we got a snaps battle between NOMAH...
/puts hand over head of Misnomar |
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Misnomar: /nods head to beat
/blood trickles out of nose |
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SNAP_Lajoie: ...an my main man dirty dirty Mista JIN THOME!
/puts hand over head of WordUpThome |
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WordUpThome: NO BARKIN FROM THE DOG NO SMOG AND MOMS COOK THE BREAKFAST WITH NO HOG |
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SNAP_Lajoie: these cats has been voted "Comeback Playa of the Year" in their zip codes so they gonna battle it out to see who goes on to the championship. YOU READY |
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black_people: /watch football |
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SNAP_Lajoie: aight then, you take turns, best snaps win, winner takes all. Let's go! /motions for DJ to start beat |
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**Online Host**
The instrumental from Mobb Deep's "Shook Ones PT 2" is now playing. |
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Misnomar: aight
look
(long pause)
look
loooook |
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Misnomar: Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink. |
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WordUpThome: MY MOTHER |
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WordUpThome: YOUR MOTHER HAS NO ARMS TALKING ABOUT "I'M HANGING IN THERE" |
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Misnomar: Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died. |
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WordUpThome: DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOTION PICTURE "WHO IS EATING GILBERT'S GRAPES" |
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Misnomar: yes |
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WordUpThome: DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOTHER FROM THAT PARTICULAR FILM |
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Misnomar: yes |
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WordUpThome: YOU ARE GILBERT GRAPE |
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Misnomar: You are Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie, talkin' bout DUR-da-DURRRRR /bonks microphone on head |
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WordUpThome: YOU ARE ACTRESS JULIETTE LEWIS TALKING ABOUT "SCENES FROM WHO IS EATING GILBERTS GRAPES" |
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Misnomar: fuck who else was in that movie
you are Mary Steenburgen doing- |
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Misnomar: You so stupid, you type "Jim" and leave off the M
Talkin' bout your favorite show "According to Ji" |
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WordUpThome: THE NERVE
YOU ARE SO STUPID THAT YOU CANNOT PLAY BASE BALL WITHOUT HURTING YOURSELF |
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Misnomar: Yo mama ran over Wally the Green Monster in an ATV |
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WordUpThome: YOU HAVE GARCIAPARENTS AND
WAIT MY MOTHER IS A MAJESTIC BIRD YOU TAKE THAT BACK |
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SNAP_Lajoie: OOOH, OOOOH THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! TIME'S UP! HO! I THINK WE GOT A WINNER!
/holds up Misnomar's arm in victory |
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Misnomar: /arm tears from socket |
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SNAP_Lajoie: I knew we should've given this award to Frank Thomas.
Anyway, let's hear it for our Comeback Playas of the Year! |
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black_people: /wear baseball caps with several different team logos |
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SNAP_Lajoie: Aight, who's up next? |
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B-Rabbit: /vomits on sweater already |
