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GoodGasMileage: GASP~! |
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**Online Host**
There is a note taped to GoodGasMileage's locker reading:
"KNOW YOUR PLACE ROOK!
signed, your teammates" |
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GoodGasMileage: aw shaz am I at the wrong locker? |
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Francold: Who did this? /angrily tears down note
Who did this to my Lastings? |
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ReyesAGoodMovie: *leans toward David Wright*
"my" lastings? |
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DudleyDoWright: Yes, Julio lost a child several years ago and projects his love onto the rookie Lastings as a vicarious substitute. |
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ReyesAGoodMovie: like a ape |
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DudleyDoWright: well I was trying not to make that direct comparison for obvious reasons but yes, like a simian with a surrogate baby. |
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ReyesAGoodMovie: so is like a simian?? |
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DudleyDoWright: ... /pretends to type in blog |
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ReyesAGoodMovie: like a simian dave |
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DudleyDoWright: /pretends to type message to internet girlfriend |
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ReyesAGoodMovie: dave its cause he a black main aint it
like a ape |
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Francold: I just...I just don't understand it! I want you to find who did this and tell them to be nice to Lastings! |
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GoodGasMileage: naw Hoo it ain't like that, see, maybe they were playing a GAME of Rook, and wanted me to join in later! |
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ReyesAGoodMovie: a rook a black bird ain it maybe they was callin you a black bird
you think mebbe thats what they was doin dave
dave |
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DudleyDoWright: /pretends to download mp3s by Coldplay
/I mean Busta Rhymes |
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Francold: /sits down with face in hands
I've seen so much sadness and meanness in the world in my life. Now I know how Kang the Conqueror must've felt. |
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GoodGasMileage: it's cool I promise, finish eating your banana lunch and we'll figure out who did this eventually... |
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**Online Host**
Meanwhile, just outside the clubhouse |
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MetLife: /drags on cigarette
fucken rookies i swear to god |
