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BuddyIcon: Okay, gang.
Maybe things aren't going as well as we'd like it to. |
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BuddyIcon: After
a start that had everybody talking, I have since nosedived this team
into losing nine of its last ten. |
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BuddyIcon: But
remember guys, this is a rebuilding year. |
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GotayItOnTheMountain:
Rebuilding from what? It's been like fifteen years since we've
even built anything! |
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ItDontMatter2DeJesus:
Yeah! We've been in "rebuilding mode" since I was like 12! |
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BuddyIcon: You guys want to
know?
You guys really want to know? |
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BuddyIcon: All right, are you
ready for this? I built like the coolest thing out of Legos! |
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BuddyIcon: I went ahead and
freed up some salary cap room to buy a bunch of Legos. See, it's a
spaceship! You open this hinge on the side and a smaller spaceship
comes out! |
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BuddyIcon: And,
look, look! The cockpits can detach from the rest of the ship and
just sort of fly around! |
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BuddyIcon: And
get a load of this! This door on the back folds down into a ramp
and a space buggy can drive out of it! This thing is like five
vehicles in one! |
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BuddyIcon: And look at the Lego
guys! There are ten guys flying this thing. I've lost a lot
of the little snap-on visors for the helmet 'cause my little brother
Josh likes to chew on them, but when they're on they look really cool! |
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BuddyIcon: This ship flies
around and fights space pirates. Incidentally I used all the cool
Lego pieces I had making this spaceship, so the pirate ship is just two
or three guys standing on one of those big green platform pieces and
flying around. |
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BuddyIcon: They're really
dangerous, though, because one of the space pirates has like a, uh,
magic wand that can destroy anything. |
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**MikeSweeney** Well if the space
pirates can destroy everything, isn't your spaceship kind of done for? |
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BuddyIcon: Well, no, because
you see-- it has like a force field that keeps magic from hurting it! |
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**MikeSweeney** Well then, isn't
the pirate ship kind of done for? That doesn't seem like a very
fun battle. |
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BuddyIcon: No, because the
pirates found out how to disable the force field. |
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**MikeSweeney** Then it's not
much like a force field at all, and the pirate ship still has a
ridiculous advantage. |
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BuddyIcon: No! Because,
see, it's likeGOD JUST SHUT UP |
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BuddyIcon: /flies spaceships
around with hands
PSHH PSSSSSH WHOOOOSH PSHH PSHH |
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BuddyIcon:
PSHHHH PEEEW PEEEEEW |
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BuddyIcon:
wwwwWWWWWOOOOOSSHHH |
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BuddyIcon:
PSHH PSSHHHH |
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BuddyIcon:
PSHHHH PEEEW PEEEEEW PSSHHHHH |
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BuddyIcon:
PSHHHH PEEEW PEEEEEW |
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BuddyIcon:
PWOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHH |
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BuddyIcon:
PEEW PEW! PEW PEEEW PEEEEW! |
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BuddyIcon:
PEEW PEW! PEW PEEEW PEEEEW! |
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BuddyIcon:
ERRRT! ERRRT! ERRRT! ERRRT! ERRRT! |
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BuddyIcon:
BWOOOOOOOOOSSHSSHHSHSHHSHSHSH |
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BuddyIcon:
PSHH! PSSSHHHHH! PSHHHH! PSH! |
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BuddyIcon:
PEEW! PEEEEW! PSH |
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BitTerrence:
/floats |
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run_elvys_run:
HELP HE HAD DROWN IN FOUNTAIN HE STARRING
TO STINK |
