The Dugout
6-28-05

By Jon
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MarkPrevious: God, I can't believe I didn't see it before.  I look exactly like a pissed-off Penny-Arcade character.
BakersDozen: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, kid.
MarkPrevious: Don't you understand what this means?  I officially suck!  Every chat room I go into from now on is going to suck, because I will not be funny!
MarkPrevious: I'm not going to be able to pitch anymore, because all I'll be able to do is point to things and make greatly exaggerated gestures and expressions!
MarkPrevious: I'm going to look stupid!  I'm going to be drawn in an exhaustingly irritating style that seems to take Dexter's Laboratory as inspiration!
MarkPrevious: I'm not even going to be an instrument in the execution of jokes!  I'm just going to be saying things!  I won't even be able to produce a punchline! 
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