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Welcome to the Public Bus Chatroom!

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /puts on headphones
/scribbles notes onto back of used piece of paper

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hermmmm

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre
muthafuckas act like
muthafuckas act like they

forgot abo
forgot

frogot

doctor dre the singer

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: grodd dammit i have been sitten on this bus for twenty aught minutes why did no one tell me i had spaghetti on my sweater

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fucken mom

hey bus-hobo why dident you tell me i hat boyardee on my christmas threads

Corky_Romano: *shrug*

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /wipes sweater

before she came along we were hungry
now we are fed up

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hobo do you know any songs

an i mean real songs not hobo songs if you start singen jim crack corn im throwen myself from the train

Corky_Romano: i know FELIZ NAVIDAD an i know a one mayhican song where e'guys play accordian an a singer go "ooooh ooh oh oh oh oooooh"

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey mexcrament how about some songs in american

Corky_Romano: sammy know all a lyrics to "forgot about dray" from e'doctor dray

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Corky_Romano has been thrown through the windshield of a moving bus.

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: all right time to buckle downward and concentrate on writen some hardcore thrash metal mayham

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /scribbles onto paper feverishly for several minutes

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /smiles
/caps pen triumphantly

**Online Host**
The paper reads:

feliz navidad
clap clap clap clap clap clap

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fuuuuuuck

/strikethrough strikethrough strikethrough