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Gato: I don't know what poindexter is trying to imply, but I don't like you like that. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: everybody likes me like that |
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Gato: I do like your tattoo, though. /points to tattoo |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what, the image of christ our Lord being impaled by a rainstorm of sabers etched in prisen greens on my back
i had to sit motionless in a chair for six months |
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Gato: No! On your arm. |
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Gato: The zodiac sign for Cancer! I love to follow the stars, because I'm a 23 year old woman. I also enjoy photography and homemade crafts! (and I'm an Aries) |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh im sorry i didnt realize you were jose feliciano and had the eye balls of a dead man
it aint cancer its a 69
why would a man get cancer on his body he would have to have a death wish |
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Gato: If it's a 69, why is it horiztontal like that? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you expeck me to 69 standen up
i surrounded it in tribal because i like to have sex with black girls |
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Gato: I keep forgetting that everyone I know is super tall. I'm only an inch shorter than you. Jennie Finch had to dig a ditch and lay in it to fit into a picture with a bunch of Japanese people. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: oh the japanese |
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Gato: You got a lot of Japanese friends? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes a couple weeks ago the yanks signed dice gay matsuzaka as a double agent
in late may he will drop from the clubhouse ceiling and slit doug mirabellis throat with a sai |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: then there will be no player who can catch tim wakefields knuckle balls an he'll be throwen em all sideways into the dugouts an backwards an shit |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: we will win all games by slaughter rule an the al east will look like this
1. yankees 162-0
2. taronto blue jays 80 an somethen
3. deviled rays somethen an 80
7. baltimore oreos who cares
400th place boston red sox 0-162 |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an then im plannen to heel turn on matsuzaka an kill him what with his own sai |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: also i play upon the same team as ching ming wang |
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Gato: Isn't he Taiwanese? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i dont know but once i convinced him to piss in mike mussinas coke-a-cola an then mike mussina drank the coke-a-cola |
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Gato: barfff |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yeah we convinced professor borington that hed dranked lemon coke
it was highly dubious |
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Gato: Haha, you should seriously consider never reproducing. The world couldn't handle another one of you. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: there is already another one of me
i named him "stone"
he is adorable and perfect an looks like the kid off a battle for endor |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: plus i have a brother name't jeff farnsworth he is like a shitty version of me
so thats like three of me
i am like the holy ghost |
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Gato: You named your kid "Stone Farnsworth?" Seriously? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes
i wanted to name him 'kyle farnsworth the famous pitcher farnsworth' but it was too long an my hand was getten tired so i just said stone |
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Gato: Haha, if I had spent six months trying to come up with a joke name for Kyle Farnsworth's kid it wouldn't have been half as good as "Stone." |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what would you name your kid if two lesbians could make a child |
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Gato: What would I name my kid? I... I don't know. Jennie Finch named her kid "Ace." |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so yer sayen her vagina is her ace hole |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: whatever you do dont give your kid a ethnic name like 'arhombus.' did you see the episode of 'do you want money' with a rhombus ramirez on it
howie was all DO YOU WANT THE MONEY an he was like NO NO an i was like what you dont want money come onnnn |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: for a guy named 'a rhombus' he is such a square |
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Gato: /smiles |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: so are we gonna stand in the yard yappen all day i do not see anything special about these events |
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Gato: what do you mean? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: am i gonna travel somewheres an beat folks about the head an neck
perhaps mars
can you imagine it kyle farnsworth goes to mars |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: usually this is far more absurd |
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Gato: I dunno. I was kind of enjoying the conversation.  |
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