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XJimmieFoxxX:
I think it's clear that I'm the greatest Red Sox player of
all-time. I hit 58 homers in a season, and besides maybe Lou Gerhig I'm the greatest
first baseman ever. |
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Splendid_Splinter: Are you kidding me? I won the triple crown. I batted
.406. In conclusion I AM TED WILLIAMS. |
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XJimmieFoxxX:
I won the triple crown too, in '33. I've got a .320
career batting average. |
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Splendid_Splinter: My career average is .344, PLUS I hit 521 home runs. |
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XJimmieFoxxX:
Ha, I hit 534. Also I am an incredibly gifted actor. |
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Splendid_Splinter: what |
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XJimmieFoxxX:
Here, I'll show you. Give me a minute to get into
character. |
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XJimmieFoxxX: TELL
ME WHAT I SAY
TELL ME WHAT I SAY NOW
TELL ME WHAT I SAY |
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Splendid_Splinter: Wow, that IS
impressive. |
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XJimmieFoxxX: I'm'on
rock yo world. |
