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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: And from all the evidence presented I would say that I am, in fact, the greatest player to have ever played the game. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Did you see that one play where I dove into the crowd? That was bad ass! |
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big_uNYt: It's true, he dove into the crowd. Without any regard for his well-being. |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: That would be an impressive play if I knew you weren't jumping face-first into some dude's crotch. |
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MichaelTehader: Haha, you totally got him Luis, the only player in baseball who would take a face-full of crotch to catch a foul ball is definitely Derek Jeter. |
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homosexual_rod: WHAT HE MEAN BY THAT, DEREK. JOO BEEN JUMPING INTO STANDS WIT-OUT AXING ME FIRST?? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: ha ha, alex rodriguez is totally a gay boriqua. that's priceless. |
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homosexual_rod: OH SHI- |
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| finch_windmill: All right, I've got some things I need to say. | |
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big_uNYt: What, did you learn the "equivalent" of a curve ball? |
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Maddux.xmission.com: Hey lady I've got the "equivalent" of some dishes I need done, help me out over here. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: he's going to put you in the "big leagues" of domestic service! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: because i mean somebody has to win something over at the maddux house |
| finch_windmill: Are seriously all not going to let me talk? Am I going to have to type over you? | |
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MichaelTehader: What are you going to say? Nobody here thinks softball is better than baseball. Nobody in the WORLD thinks softball is better than baseball. |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: And nobody here wants to hear that female-empowerment bullshit either. So what else is there to say? That you want to "hang out" with us? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: What're you going to do, cry? There's no crying in baseball!!!!!!! ! !!!!! |
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big_uNYt: It's true, I have a large copy of the handbook and one of the rules is "no crying in baseball." |
| finch_windmill: I just want a chance. I want to play baseball. | |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: So you can tell us how much worse it is than softball? I've never seen a softball player dive face-first into the crowd to catch a foul ball. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: that's because there are a lot fewer dicks in the stands for a softball game, jeter |
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tatertrot: Look, lady, why don't you just leave? Nobody wants you here. You aren't going to find a single person to support you. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i bet i know somebody who'd "support" her
am i right? |
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tatertrot: Yeah, I heard she had a thing for guys on steroids. |
| finch_windmill: fine. That's all I can take. I'll go... | |
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