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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: You're so full of shit. It's barely even a month into the season. We aren't going to finish in last, we're going to win the division like we always do |
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tatertrot: Yeah right, your time is over. The new era of baseball belongs to the SAWKS! We have FAITH that you are going to finish last! AND THAT FAITH WILL BE REWARDED! |
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big_uNYt: Good news Jeet, the Red Sox have faith that we are going to lose. That means we are going to win for 86 years in a row. |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: I sure am glad I watch ESPN because I don't get enough Yankees/Red Sox discussion when I hang out in here. |
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MichaelTehader: I don't know if you've been paying attention but the Orioles are in first place right now. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: guys guys guys you're all forgetting the most important thing |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i have more wins this season than greg maddux. |
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Maddux.xmission.com: YOU SON OF A |
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| finch_windmill: Hey everybody. | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: good of a-rod to finally show up |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: hahahhahah |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: HEY SHUT UP. You play in the Central Division, what right to you have to talk about women. Good luck beating the ROYALS! |
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MichaelTehader: who |
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tatertrot: The Central Division belongs to the SAWKS!!!! |
| finch_windmill: Sorry if I interrupted anything, I've just been looking for a place to hang out online, and I love you guys, I mean, it's always been my dream to be a Major League Baseball player. | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth:  |
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Maddux.xmission.com: That's really sweet, but no. Just...no. |
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Matos_HandsOfFate: Hey fellas I don't know about you but I think we should let her hang out. Because she makes me want to HANG OUT if you understand these words |
| finch_windmill: I'm a gold medal winning pitcher, doesn't that mean anything? | |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah, in softball. |
| finch_windmill: I throw the equivalent of a low-90s fastball. I'm 6'1". | |
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big_uNYt: I am eleven feet tall and can throw a low-90s fastball without moving my throwing arm. I don't throw the ball "underhand." |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: hey guys
am i right? |
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MichaelTehader: There is a team called the "Royals?" |
| finch_windmill: I can't believe what I'm hearing. You're grown millionaires and you can't accept that a woman might be comparably decent at something you do. You can all just go to Hell. | |
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pr0FF3ss0r_f4rnsw0rth: i can't believe a girl would seriously come in here and pretend like she's one of us. "gold medal winning pitcher" phht i've got more wins than greg maddux |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah, hopefully this will serve as a lesson that women have no place alongside someone like me. |
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President_Nixon: She shore was pretty though |
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