By B - 11-29-05
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Andraeiousometimesyw: Hey Kyle welcome back! We missed you man we have all been living in the clubhouse together since you left |
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jewish_smores: Yeah, we didn't even change clothes. So what did you learn over in the "Far Eastern" Division? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i learned the reasons behind some peopleses idea of humor and therefore better honed my own guffaws |
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jewish_smores: expound |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ill do you one better than that i will explain further |
| **Online Host** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth wants to directly connect. |
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| **Online Host** pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth is directly connected. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: upon camelback i perfected the art of "mange," the style of japanimated comic they do |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: first you take a background picture of somewhere chinamen roam like the communist department store or a bamboo forest |
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jewish_smores: Wait, you didn't learn a lesson about tolerance of friendship? |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: or China?? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i learned a powerful lesson about you
shutting the shit up so heed my lesson now we gotta blur the forest |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: like your nearsighted in fuedal japan or some junk or in inuyasha or yugioh or other shows i have never heard of |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: japanese dont like cats they eat them so you have to draw in a sexy girl like so |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: its easier to just copy somebody because all is far in love and war and saying you made up things |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: now comes the most important part and i need you both to pay attention |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: /pays attention |
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jewish_smores: /reads a magazine |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you gotta draw tentacles from out of nowhere just raping the glomp out of her |
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jewish_smores: What the hell??? What are those little circles? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: suction cups what youve never drawed a octopus before |
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jewish_smores: I've never seen an octopus rape anybody either. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you need to spend more time in the oceans loverboy the octopus ranks number one in rapes ahead of sea urchin and sailors |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: why is there an octopus in the forest, Kyle?? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: ladies i can sum it up in a little phrase i learned on my travels abroad |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: om shanti shanti shanti |
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jewish_smores: That's beautiful, what does it mean? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: "nigga please im the macaroni with the cheese" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: then i traveled all over a broad |
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jewish_smores: But that only poses further questions! |
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Andraeiousometimesyw: is that octopus touchin titties?? |
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bobby-coxer: KYLE! KYLE FARNSWORTH! |
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bobby-coxer: YOU AIN'T LEARNED A LESSON IN THE ORIENT, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT RESPECT RIGHT HERE! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: old |
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bobby-coxer: Huh, what? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: fuck this noise i'm going to play for new york |
