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Elijah_Price: I'm really getting sick of how this country
is being run. Did you hear about President Bush? He's in the news today. |
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LieberthalBehind: expound |
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Elijah_Price: You haven't heard about this? Some of
you haven't heard about this. |
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Elijah_Price: President Bush has declared a War on
Pornography. Boy, I can't wait for those playing cards to come out. Hey, I got the Queen
of Spades! |
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LieberthalBehind: [laughtrack] |
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LieberthalBehind: That's hilarious, Kid Griff! You
should run for president! |
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Elijah_Price: I already ran for President once, back in
'96. I ended up with a bruised ego, some broken dreams, and about 100,000 Nike
shoes. |
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LieberthalBehind: That's hilarious, Kid Griff! You
should run for president again! |
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Elijah_Price: You know, that's not a bad idear! |
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Palmolive: excuse me but this is ridiculous, I hardly
think you're qualified to be our President. Where do you stand on the abortion
issue? |
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Elijah_Price: I fall down on it because I have just broken
my kneecap off. |
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Palmolive: And where do you fall on the right to bear
arms?? |
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Elijah_Price: Broken collarbone, straight down. |
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Palmolive: oh please the people want someone they can look
up to, not someone they have to buy flowers for every two months |
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Elijah_Price: What? You think you could do a better
job? What do you recommend to help our ailing public schools? |
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Palmolive: underpants! And lots of 'em! |
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Elijah_Price: Well I can't argue with that....it worked
for President Bill Clinton!!! |
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LieberthalBehind: [laughtrack] |
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Palmolive: |
