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Father: Look, honey, the Polo Grounds! Aren't you
excited to see your first big league game?? |
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Daughter: yay daddy yay!! i hope the giants win i
hope the giants win daddy! |
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Father: One day you'll grow up to play here just like your
baseball favorites! |
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Daughter: GASP realllly???? |
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Father: Ha ha, no, I'm only kidding. But look, here
comes one of your favorites now! |
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FredMerkle: Hi little girl! It's me, Fred Merkle!
I play for the New York Giants! |
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Daughter: !!!!! I KNOOOOW!!!!! i bought like twenty
packs of cigarettes to get your carrdddd!!!! |
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Father: Old Fred here is going to teach you the secret to
his patented "bat swing!" |
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FredMerkle: Come in reeeel close. There you go!
Now... |
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some_goddamn_flapper: HEY THERE, HOT STUFF. GOOD
LUCK IN YOUR GAME TONIGHT. AND GOOD LUCK SCORING "AFTER" THE GAME, IF YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN! |
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FredMerkle: Oh...hooo oh ho |
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Father: What in...GOD, FRED, STOP IT, PUT THAT AWAY |
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FredMerkle: wha wha, huh? |
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Father: YOUR ERECTION, FOR GODS SAKES CONTROL YOUR
ERECTION |
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FredMerkle: I... OH GOD |
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Daughter: MY EYE!!!!! |
