The Dugout
9-2-05

By Jon
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  **OnlineHost** You have entered the official MLB gay dance club chat room.
homosexual_rod: SO WHAT THE DEAL BOI JOO COME HERE OFFEN
Yorvit_Torrealba: Um...no.  I've, uh, I've actually never been here before.  I'm not much of a dancer, I'm kind of nervous.
homosexual_rod: BOI JOO DON WORRY BOUT A THING.  JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD AND DON STEP ON MY TOES.
Yorvit_Torrealba: Heh, okay.
homosexual_rod: UH!

CHOLO JOO STEPPIN ON MY TOES
Yorvit_Torrealba: Oops.  Sorry.
homosexual_rod: OOOOOOOF

BOI JOO STEPPIN ON MY TOES AGAING!
Yorvit_Torrealba: Oh God, look, sorry.  Let me try this one more--
homosexual_rod: OHHHHHH BOI JOO DID IT NOT JOO REALLY DID IT.  YOR VIT OR CLUMSSY!
homosexual_rod: YOR VIT HAV NO RHYTHM!  NO STEP!  YOR VIT OR UCKLY!

YOR VIT OR REAL BAD
Yorvit_Torrealba: What?
homosexual_rod:  YOR VIT OR REAL BAD
Yorvit_Torrealba: Yes, what?
homosexual_rod:  YOR VIT OR REAL BAD
Yorvit_Torrealba: YES I AM STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, WHAT DO YOU NEED
homosexual_rod:  I NEED A KLEENEX CHOLO MY MASCARA RUNNEENG NOW LOOK WHAT JOO DO BOI JOO MAKE ME CRY
Yorvit_Torrealba: Jeez.  I'm sorry.
homosexual_rod:  THASS O.K.  BOI

EES MUY STUPIDO JOO JUSS FORGET ABOUT IT AN HAVE FUN DANCEEN
Yorvit_Torrealba: Great!  Look, I'm really happy to be dancing with you, you're really--
homosexual_rod:  AW FUCK BOI JOOR FEET LACK THE PHYSICAL DESTERITY TO DANCE IN STEP WIT MINE
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