**OnlineHost** Welcome to Boras' Lair Chat! |
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BorasStone: Everything ship shape, ol' boy? |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee but ya outa jawbreakas /stuffs mouth with jawbreakers |
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| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: hooooo damn fucken get some baby |
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| BorasStone: Let me ask you, chap; are you with us for the long haul? | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: the fuck you say | |
| BorasStone: One of us! We're a tightknit clan here at Boras Suites! I've got to tell you something, but I want to make sure you're on the level. We trust each other, right? | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: tru...trusshhhh i got no fucken idea what that shit is but as long as it dont gotta do with boners i feel dat |
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| BorasStone: Bully! Now it may surprise you to know that the Nationals are biting the big one. The deep sleep. Kaputski! | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: damn thats fucked up son i woulda thought theres plenty a market for a gaint pile a dog shit in dc | |
| BorasStone: 'Fraid not, Large D. In fact they're going to tear down RFK Stadium to make room for a high-rise stable. Horses' asses as high as the eye can see! | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: thas fucken nasty | |
| BorasStone: Most uncapital! Worse yet, they're not even going to tell you. Talk about flim flam! | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: damn thas weak as hell | |
| BorasStone: You bet your cleats its weak! They said that all their players will become free agents. That's where I come in, D. Make me your agent and I'll turn you into star! Your name up in lights! Pictures, baby, I'm talkin' pictures! | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck that shit /drops olive into bong water |
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| BorasStone: ...come again? | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i said that idea sounded like a sick cat fart fucken bad |
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| BorasStone: You're either very smart, or very, very stupid. For your sake I hope it's the former. /pushes red button |
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| **Online Host** A plume of smoke crashes into SteakGrowsOnDmitri's face | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: damn son this some shit right here | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yo you got any dunkaroos | |
| BorasStone: ! /pushes other red button |
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| **Online Host** A giant boot has swung from the wall and kicked SteakGrowsOnDmitri in the dink | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /collapses | |
| **Online Host** SteakGrowsOnDmitri awakens several hours later bound to a chair. | |
| BorasStone: Playtime's over, Dmitri. I have questions and you're going to give me answers whether you like it or not. | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck yaself | |
| BorasStone: And not surprisingly you show me that you still don't understand. In that case, I'd like you to meet someone you're not going to like very much. He makes people talk. I'll be back in an hour to clean up the mess. | |
| **Online Host** BorasStone has left the chat room | |
| **Online Host** From a dark corner footsteps are heard. Only the ember of a cigarette can be seen. | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yo back the fuck up befo i break ya ass fa real son | |
| **Online Host** A body emerges into the light | |
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homosexual_rod: /snubs Virginia Slim |
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homosexual_rod: LEESAN |
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homosexual_rod: I DONT CAR WHATCHU KNOW AN WHATCHU DON KNOW PUNTA |
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homosexual_rod: IM STEEL GOING TO TORJURE YOU |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aw hell naw | |
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homosexual_rod: /tapes over mouth |
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homosexual_rod: YOU EVAR LEESAN TO KAY BEELEES SUBPAR SOUNDS OF THE SEVANTEES |
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homosexual_rod: /clumsily dances /limpwristed slap to face |
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homosexual_rod: HOLE STILL YOU LIL PIECE OF SHEET /struggles |
| **Online Host** homosexual_rod has pierced SteakGrowsOnDmitri's right ear | |
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homosexual_rod: I GOT TO GET SOMETHINK FROM MY CAR DONT GO ANYWHERE AOK |
| **Online Host** homosexual_rod has left the chatroom | |
| **Online Host** homosexual_rod has entered the chatroom holding a box of Franzia | |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: MRMRRRMMM!!! RRRRMMRRMMM!!!! MMMMMM! |
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homosexual_rod: /douses in Franzia |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: MMMRRRRMMMM!! | |
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homosexual_rod: WHATS THAT CHOLO SORRY YOU HAF TO SPEAK UP |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: NO PLEASE |
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| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: JUS PLEASE STOP | |
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homosexual_rod: CHU DONE ARE CHU DONE NOW /lights zippo |
| SteakGrowsOnDmitri: PLEASE DONT BURN ME I GOT TWO KIDS |
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homosexual_rod: FIRE IS A DANGEROUS THINK |
| **Online Host** PECOTA, pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth, and DudeYerGettinADelmon have busted through the door | |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: /whips bat |
| **Online Host** homosexual_rod has been knocked unconscious | |
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PECOTA: I! AM A COP! |
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