The Dugout
By Nick - 9-7-07
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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Well Chat!

DudeYerGettinADelmon: fuck wells stink like some hippie who dont wash they ass

/lights match
MarkPrevious: AHHH!
DudeYerGettinADelmon: hooo SHIT

/draws baseball bat from sheathe
MarkPrevious: Whoa! Relax man! I'm not going to hurt you.
DudeYerGettinADelmon: well ima fuckin hurt you

/swings bat
  **Online Host** The well's tight quarters prohibit any sort of swing
DudeYerGettinADelmon: the fucks that mean
  **Online Host** No busting domes
MarkPrevious: Well at least now I'll have someone to talk to. I've been trapped down here for months!
DudeYerGettinADelmon: aight so you gotsta know where that sack a dollas is at
MarkPrevious: Money? There's no money down here, man.
DudeYerGettinADelmon: fa real
MarkPrevious: Yep. Just me, some dead rats, and the water. And now you! Haha!
DudeYerGettinADelmon: naw man this dude told me bout some sackel a money now where them shits at
MarkPrevious: Well it certainly seems like you've been tricked. That sucks man.
DudeYerGettinADelmon: ...
DudeYerGettinADelmon: are you fa fuckin real im bout to blow this shit up

/rattles bat against walls wildly
  **Online Host** Meanwhile outside of the well
PECOTA: THESE HILLS STRETCH ENDLESSLY!

I MUST GATHER! MY BEARINGS!
PECOTASBIKE: /skids to a halt
PECOTA: THAT! NOISE SOUNDS OF DISPAIR! FROM THIS WELL!

/fastens rope to stone slab, motorcycle
PECOTA: ¡HYAH!
PECOTASBIKE: /peels out

/rips stone slab from well
PECOTA: HELLO! IS THERE ANYBODY? IN THERE?
DudeYerGettinADelmon: ya gotdamn right theys somebody down this fuckin shit
PECOTA: BY THE SKIES OF ARIMATHEA

THE BROTHER!
PECOTA: CLING! TO THIS TETHER!

/hoists
DudeYerGettinADelmon: thank gad son i was bout to get dirty down that hole
PECOTA: WE MUST FIND! YOUR BROTHER IMMEDIATELY! THE FATE OF OUR FAIR GAME DEPENDS! ON IT!
DudeYerGettinADelmon: aight hes prolly wit that no good fuck boras

mothafucka betta pray i neva see his shit cuz im gonna straight fuckin rage
PECOTA: CURSES!

WE HAVE! LITTLE TIME! LET US MAKE HASTE!
MarkPrevious: Hey, uh, Pecota? Any chance of you pulling me out of this well?
PECOTA: COME DELMON WE HAVEN'T A SECOND TO SPARE

¡HYAH!
PECOTASBIKE: /tears down road
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MarkPrevious: Guys? Hey, guys?
broken_ankiel: Wheee!

/dives down well

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