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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Jail Chat! |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: this aint so bad |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: the fuck you talkin bout |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: well we got a toilet two beds a wall to throw bows at
this shits way tighta than ya stank ass studio apt |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: mufucka my crib rolls on e you betta wise the fuck up unless you want a huge mothafucka stompin ya grits out ya fucken dome |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: brah you gotta get a fuckin lamp thats prolly why them bitches took off last night |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: the bitches flew cuz i smashed they face wit my face
/facebutt |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: ah! you mothafucka!
/facebutt |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /facebutt |
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LadyCop: Hey! Quiet down in there before I open up a can of soup ass! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: hey lady bitch why don't you get street befo i break ya ass wit my face |
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LadyCop: /makes fist |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: /flinches |
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LadyCop: What're you looking at, ugly? |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: nothin maam |
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LadyCop: I'm going upstairs to watch surveillance. Shut up or else. |
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**Online Host** LadyCop has left the chat room |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: man i hate some bitches |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i got you brah check it i got somedat salv behind my ear you ready fo ya mush brain |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: aw sick son i needa get FUCKED up |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight straight cuz i need this whole shit ya feel me
/does drugs |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: oh damn son
fa real man i don't know bout this
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: whoa you aight brah |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: you aint gonna beleediss but me an ma nats are gonna win da big one |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: damn son thats gotta be some dank rock ya talking some foul ass shit |
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StreakGrowsonDmitri: nah an im gonna make it all happen kid im the mvp |
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LadyCop: Alright shutup you two. You're free to go. Mr. Boras here has paid your $140 million dollar bail. |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: damn this guy aight |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: def whats the deal man |
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BorasStone: The real deal, McCoys! You're two of the hottest players to hit the states since Butterfield and Costas! Total upside! |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: well shit i guess we needa get to ya bidness huh |
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BorasStone: Indubidably! Right this way, gents! |
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DudeYerGettinADelmon: sur yes surrr lets get this fuckin train rollin |
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BorasStone: Wait, where's the other fellow? |
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**Online Host** Meanwhile, around the corner |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fucken ass bitch
/beats with chain wrapped around fist |
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LadyCop: gahh DAHhhhh
/collapses completely lifeless |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: now its game time
/does drugs |
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SteakGrowsOnDmitri: mvp baby |
