The Dugout
By Nick - 8-24-07
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**OnlineHost** Welcome to Chillin' With Blunts Chat!

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yes surrr this the life right here

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: 14 an a half games outa havin more shit to do i jus hope that dick rubbin mothafucka wily mo dont fuck it up
DudeYerGettinADelmon: hate that punkass we oughta break that sucka right now bro
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: aight ill get em hol up
  **Online Host** WilyEverBeGood has entered the chat
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: woo shit yous a huge mothafucka
WilyEverBeGood: hey dmitri. what're you guys up to?

/sniff sniff
WilyEverBeGood: it smells like dank jams in here damn guys
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: o really cuz all i smell is dank blams

/shanks in kneecap
WilyEverBeGood: AHHHH!! what the FUCK dmitri?!? i thought we were friends
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i used you like a dutch masta kid
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: sliced you an smoked ya ass

/cocks M9
  **Online Host** SteakGrowsOnDmitri has iced WilyEverBeGood. So no, he will never be good.
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: so what bout you bro how them pancake fishes holden up
DudeYerGettinADelmon: like tweny games out we fuckin blow
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: well i got news bro while all them bustas keep tryin to win games our asses will be high as shit i just picked up like 25 grams a salvia
DudeYerGettinADelmon: shit bro thatll turn ya brain to mush
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: i fucken hope so
DudeYerGettinADelmon: man what the fuck even goes down in octoba ill neva get my ass there
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: fuck if i know
DudeYerGettinADelmon: man you hit a goddamn triple in the nlcs once that shit was funny as hell dawg
DudeYerGettinADelmon: fucken looked like you was gonna shit ya brain out ya mouf

/geeks out
DudeYerGettinADelmon: ha..fucken....hahaHAHAAAA

fucken brains n shit in ya teefus
  **Online Host** LadyCop has entered the chat
LadyCop: Stop right there! You're under arrest for the murder of Wily Mo Pena!
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: phhht pahaha
DudeYerGettingADelmon: oh damn i know you son you got ya ass beat
SteakGrowsOnDmitri: yee well im sicka you always fucken up my day so guess what now ya dead bitch

/cocks sawed off shotgun
  **Online Host** LadyCop has spin kicked the gun out of SteakGrowsOnDmitri's hands and wrestled him into submission.
LadyCop: You want a piece of this, bitch?
DudeYerGettinADelmon: yes maam i fuckin do
LadyCop: /smashes head with billy club
DudeYerGettinADelmon: unknrrrrrrrr

/falls in lifeless heap
LadyCop: Holy shit that felt good.
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