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fLORIdA: Listen up, puke idiots, I'm speaking business. |
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MeTrain: aw so now you come to fire some fish cuz you got ya pride mashed up like slurry |
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fLORIdA: On the contrary. I'm here with 36 contracts. I figured you guys did so well last year that you deserve another shot. |
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ThisLittleMiggy: Wow, really? |
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fLORIdA: Sure. I know we haven't gotten along in the past, but the fact of the matter is that I look at this team in terms of dollars and cents and right now you guys are making me lots of dollars for not a whole lot of cents. You and Dontrelle have arbitration coming, so here are yours. |
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ThisLittleMiggy: Jeez, not too bad. Maybe we were wrong about you. |
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fLORIdA: The rest of these are pretty much the same so you guys can just grab one out of this cardboard box. |
| CoyoteUggla: oh. good. the league minimum. again. thanks jeff. | |
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fLORIdA: It was the least I could do. |
| Anibal_Lector: Uhhh this isn't even a contract. Looks like I got a crumpled up map of New Jersey with loose change inside. | |
| TotallyStokes: Mine's just a notecard with "Fuck You" written on it. | |
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fLORIdA: Really, fellas, there's no need to thank me. You earned it. |
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fLORIdA: Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to bolster our farm system. I saw a group of homeless men on 5th and Porter that seemed quite feisty. |
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MeTrain: merry fishmas to you too fool |
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