The Dugout
By Nick - 11-30-06
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TheoElDio: Alright, Manny, it's just about that time of the year. Give me your list of teams that you want to be traded to so I can waste my time trying to convince them you're worth more than an injury prone washup.

MannyTheTorpedoes: ummmmm waht team does nomer play for/
TheoElDio: The Dodgers.
MannyTheTorpedoes: thas not in boston righ
TheoElDio: It's in Los Angeles. It's about as far away as you can get from Boston.
MannyTheTorpedoes: souns good
TheoElDio: Alright, where else? You're going to have to give me more than a few teams. You're a big name player and I'm not going to trade a dollar for a quarter.
MannyTheTorpedoes: mighty ducks
TheoElDio: That's a hockey team.
MannyTheTorpedoes: pawtuget red socks
TheoElDio: That's our AAA affiliate.
MannyTheTorpedoes: bernstein bears
TheoElDio: That's a series of children's books that help introduce life concepts. Listen, Manny, I've been really tied up lately if you could try and help me here. Let's work through this backwards. Why don't you list the places you don't want to go.
MannyTheTorpedoes: well i dont like boson
TheoElDio: I hadn't heard.
MannyTheTorpedoes: i wood also like to play with my good fren jon papolbom
TheoElDio: Manny, he plays on the Red Sox. That can't happen.
MannyTheTorpedoes: trade us togeter
TheoElDio: There is no way I'm going to trade two of the biggest commodities on our team. You simply can't have everything your way.
MannyTheTorpedoes: buh...buh...buh
TheoElDio: Oh jesus. Don't
MannyTheTorpedoes: /deeeeep inhale
TheoElDio: What if I get each of you guys a playstation 3 or something so you can play games together and talk?
MannyTheTorpedoes: WHAA....
MannyTheTorpedoes: k
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