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bud_is_wiser: And the American League Gold Glove for shortstops goes to Alex Gonzalez. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: What!? |
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homosexual_rod: BOOOOOOO |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: There's no way that guy deserves a Gold Glove! |
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bud_is_wiser: Why's that? He had a .985 fielding percentage. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Yeah but he batted like .250. |
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bud_is_wiser: Oh, you're right. I can't believe I missed that. Let's see here... |
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bud_is_wiser: The winner of the American League Gold Glove award for shortstops is Michael Young. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: You've got to be kidding me! |
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homosexual_rod: HEEEEEEESSS |
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bud_is_wiser: What now? He had a .981 fielding percentage and hit .314. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: But he only had 7 stolen bases! That's laughable. |
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homosexual_rod: HOOO MY GOONESS THAS A RIOT |
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bud_is_wiser: Oh my, you're right. Well, I'm obviously severely ill-prepared here. Who should get this award? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Me! |
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bud_is_wiser: You? But you didn't even dive your face onto a guy's weiner this year. What makes you think you're getting it? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Ugh! How many times does it need to be said? I'm more than the numbers I put up. My defensive output is only the tip of my heroic iceberg. I bolster the entire team's defensive state. |
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bud_is_wiser: I don't get it. What about that googily looking freak over there? He's a shitshow at third. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Look, this has been a very hard transition for Alex. In time he'll adapt, just you see. We've been working very hard, haven't we moogy chops? |
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homosexual_rod: EES HOPELESS I NEVER GONA GET A GOAL GLOVE |
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bud_is_wiser: Hey, maybe next year you'll be in the MVP race and we'll all feel obligated to give you one. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Hey, we don't care about individual awards. We're here to make sure we win the world series every year. |
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bud_is_wiser: But you haven't won the world series since 2000. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Right, so give me the Gold Glove. |
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bud_is_wiser: Oh, right. Here you go. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: This is going on my shelf right next to my 2006 Silver Slugger and Most Valuable Player awards. |
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bud_is_wiser: But you haven't won those. We haven't even announced them yet. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Right, so give them to me. |
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bud_is_wiser: Oh yeah. Let me get those from my car. |
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