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HeilmanNiceShot: All I'm saying is that you can't put this whole thing on me. We weren't even winning when I lost the game. |
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BeltranAway: But Yadier Molina? Come on man the last time that guy hit a homerun people still knew who the pope was. |
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BeltranAway: Ah well, I don't know what I'm complaining about. It's not like you completely ate knicker pickles throughout the entire postseason like that portable headcase over there. |
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homosexual_rod: JOO BEHER NOT BE TALKING BOUT aRAH |
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BeltranAway: No, no. I'm talking about the other overpaid choke artist. Seriously, you know that "post" doesn't mean the same thing as "pre", right? |
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homosexual_rod: BOY JOO |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Fellas! Please! I understand that we're all frustrated that our teams underperformed, but taking it out on each other is not going to solve anything. All we can do is work throughout the offseason to better prepare for next year. |
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long_live_giambi: I'm going to do a lot of steroids. |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Jason, I really don't think that's appropriate. |
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long_live_giambi: No I'm serious! I'm going to load myself up for 12 straight months and wait until the playoffs to play. They don't even test us! I'm going to be fucking huge! YEAH! |
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BeltranAway: Hey David maybe if you use steroids you'll stop being such a wussy little girl. |
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long_live_giambi: No, he'll probably develop breasts and his testicles will shrink and he will cry a lot. He'd probably begin to resemble a woman, is my point. |
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DudleyDoWright: Hey! Guys! |
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BeltranAway: Nah, he's already got these really small training bra smiggies right now. It's really messed up. Like I've seen huge fat guys with, you know, huge fat t-shirt folders, but these are just like tiny little Jell-O cups. |
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DudleyDoWright: Guuuuuuys! Jeez! |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I actually didn't get a chance to see the game. How did it end? |
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BeltranAway: Well that's not important. Did you see Delgado's error in the first pahaha what a stooge. |
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homosexual_rod: aRAH SAW EET BELTRAN STRUG OW |
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BeltranAway: It was more complicated than that. |
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homosexual_rod: OH SORRY
LOOKING WITH THEE BASES FOOL |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: So that's why you've been acting like such a jerk. You need to get a grip man. Failure in big situations happens to everybody. Even me.... |
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BeltranAway: What, couldn't get it up for the Mrs? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Hey, I had already had 5 drinks. I had strawberry daquiri dick. |
